tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-47549108882526011512024-03-14T17:51:38.017+01:00RAOUL PONCHONQuand mon verre est vide, je le plains ; quand mon verre est plein, je le vide.Raoul Ponchonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11852685431126121446noreply@blogger.comBlogger1342125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4754910888252601151.post-67120481985999237592024-02-16T05:30:00.000+01:002024-02-16T06:22:10.302+01:00<span style="color:#000000;">.</span><br /><span style="color:#000000;">.</span><br /><div align="center"><span style="color:#000000;">.<br /><span style="font-family:times new roman;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="color:#999900;">FOURRURES</span><br /></span><span style="color:#ccffff;">(CONTE BULGARE)</span></span></span></div><span style="color:#000000;">.</span><br /><div align="center"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiI0ZImKxEMAyW0cVc4dEeVJiOBoLTuGuc-iR3N4tINBh4uxt0ze_Z8wfqTFIszGhcu2YXq9Xhpsek6KAEHTWWSC8v976ma_tzlLQ5YYiNZB-N1IvhO1Ni7xKeUkApc9ErfBW9agknXTpY/s1600-h/P1010897.JPG"><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:130%;"><em><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5220853204266992258" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" height="328" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiI0ZImKxEMAyW0cVc4dEeVJiOBoLTuGuc-iR3N4tINBh4uxt0ze_Z8wfqTFIszGhcu2YXq9Xhpsek6KAEHTWWSC8v976ma_tzlLQ5YYiNZB-N1IvhO1Ni7xKeUkApc9ErfBW9agknXTpY/s400/P1010897.JPG" width="293" border="0" /></em></span></a><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:130%;"><em><br /></em><span style="color:#ff9900;"><strong>Or, une chatte, étant restée<br />Veuve avec deux ou trois chatons,<br />Un beau jour, toute contristée,<br />Leur tint ce propos : « Mes fistons,</strong><br /></span><em><span style="color:#ff9900;"><br /><span style="color:#ccccff;">« Vous voilà devenus des hommes,<br />- C’est une façon de parler, -<br />Le Seigneur, bêtes que nous sommes,<br />Nous garde de leur ressembler !<br /></span><br />« Vous voilà grands, voulais-je dire,<br />Et forts, et je lis dans vos yeux<br />Que l’aventure vous attire,<br />Et que vous rêvez d’autres cieux.<br /><br /><span style="color:#ccccff;">« Partez donc, si c’est votre envie,<br />Je ne veux pas vous retenir.<br />Vous saurez trouver votre vie.<br />Pour moi, je n’ai plus qu’à mourir.<br /></span><br /></span></em></span><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjBc8WlQXXrjjhkrvzzZF1dWH-JcAleuyZA81PnxtqY1t6LvM-wKzmdj1l4DqNgEwFfaPJ8nb7Z_wvM1cQE-1H8E8UhgtNM1sCe4S93TqN1aBlHrDelJ8ceJZVsTdFK4O1t27nQ4xf0NQs/s1600-h/Cats-Yarn.jpg"><em><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:130%;color:#ff9900;"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5220853082023027186" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" height="291" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjBc8WlQXXrjjhkrvzzZF1dWH-JcAleuyZA81PnxtqY1t6LvM-wKzmdj1l4DqNgEwFfaPJ8nb7Z_wvM1cQE-1H8E8UhgtNM1sCe4S93TqN1aBlHrDelJ8ceJZVsTdFK4O1t27nQ4xf0NQs/s400/Cats-Yarn.jpg" width="376" border="0" /></span></em></a><br /><em><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:130%;"><span style="color:#ff9900;">« Voyez, je n’en mène pas large,<br />Je suis vieille, et je n’en puis plus ;<br />Je ne dois pas vous être à charge.<br />Surtout, pas de pleurs superflus…<br /><br /><span style="color:#ccccff;">« C’est là le cruel destin nôtre,<br />De voir nos petits, tôt ou tard,<br />Nous échapper l’un après l’autre !<br />Pauvres mères ! Ingrats moutards !<br /></span><br />« Eh bien, que le ciel vous protège !<br />Allez en paix, mes chers enfants.<br />Hélas ! Jamais vous reverrai-je ?…<br />A ce penser mon cœur se fend. »<br /><br /></span><strong><span style="color:#cccccc;">*<br />* <span style="color:#000000;">...</span>*</span></strong></span></em><br /><em><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:130%;color:#000000;">.<br /></span></em><div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiydz44J940wL3S-oCFhBFbRQ4GKJp8NSc4OVBNtjgyHbZFGPuhKpKkF8a5v93VUS2y0SqigyWsUNFzU3sJ4s6G5zeMQpA5MTrUIy-09YqR14XWP1USYx7mPfTMTRwzLQlbrMsYLGEl_Qg/s1600-h/ddeyes.jpg"><em><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:130%;"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5220852993301655906" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 287px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 250px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" height="303" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiydz44J940wL3S-oCFhBFbRQ4GKJp8NSc4OVBNtjgyHbZFGPuhKpKkF8a5v93VUS2y0SqigyWsUNFzU3sJ4s6G5zeMQpA5MTrUIy-09YqR14XWP1USYx7mPfTMTRwzLQlbrMsYLGEl_Qg/s400/ddeyes.jpg" width="317" border="0" /></span></em></a><em><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:130%;"><br /><span style="color:#ff9900;"><span style="color:#ffccff;">« Maman, ne te fais pas de bile,<br />Dirent ces petits scélérats,<br />Nous te reviendrons, sois tranquille,<br />Et puis, quand tu pleurnicheras ?…<br /></span><br />« Ainsi, que tu l’as dit toi-même,<br />Nous ne sommes plus des chatons.<br />Ce nous est un jeu de carême<br />De tracasser des pelotons.<br /><br /><span style="color:#ffccff;">« Ton grenier ne peut nous suffire,<br />Et nous voulons voir du pays<br />A seule fin de nous instruire.<br />Parait qu’il en est d’inouïs,<br /></span><br />Où l’on trouve des héritières,<br />Riches comme tout, notamment,<br />Qui pullulent sur les gouttières…<br />Que dis-tu de cela maman ?<br /><br /><span style="color:#ffccff;">« Ne seras-tu pas bien heureuse,<br />Quand tu reverras tes fistons,<br />Chacun avec son amoureuse<br />Et ses beaux rejetons ?<br /></span><br /></span></span></em><div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiIEtphFAlGi5XY359IIU3ddbXyzkYMiwiwd6_9M3sT4IEymGbfm6rj1GG5q9RWEI9OJbeLc4DqXl75sqxrxVMvy1P_SZNc55DdGa_8o5piPEXwca1ZkQE4BjWI4UScFVe9zyKFc7aKehw/s1600-h/1478972195_25ebb436c0.jpg"><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:130%;color:#ff9900;"><em><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5220852799999620066" style="DISPLAY: block; 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MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" height="359" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhP3hg3ak-NK_vsfAYP3djEoLEQgt7Gmx7BDnEIYg-pHOraa_DeHyXLxmrxt79Mem2y25TOoNG3t4Ni4RY1fqcvGE-S1yZG6Ao0jwnavXrBYiYHiZi68xsCnWM64FDB4_JIwMIOqTeD9W0/s400/elephant.jpg" width="287" border="0" /></em></span></a><span style="font-family:lucida grande;"><em><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:130%;"><br /></span></em><strong><span style="color:#ff0000;"><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:130%;">J’ai vu dans un cirque bête<br />Un excellent éléphant<br />Jouer, la trompe en trompette,<br />Ainsi qu’un petit enfant.</span><br /></span></strong><br /><span style="color:#ffcc00;"><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:130%;"><em>Je dis jouer… c’est possible,<br />Mais à dormir tout debout :<br />Son désir étant visible<br />De ne pas jouer du tout.<br /><br /></em></span><span style="font-family:times new roman;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color:#ff0000;"><strong>Une espèce de crapule,<br />Homme de corde et de sac,<br />Vrai pygmée auprès d’Hercule,<br />Si vous voulez, son cornac,<br /></strong></span><br /><em>A grands coups de chambrière<br />Le faisait évoluer<br />Ci, delà, devant, arrière,<br />Voire valser, saluer.<br /><br /></em></span></span><span style="font-family:times new roman;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color:#ff0000;"><strong>Il ne s’en souciait guère ;<br />Ce lui était, je le crois,<br />A peu près comme un cautère<br />Sur une jambe de bois.<br /></strong></span><br /><em>Il n’en était pas moins triste<br />De voir le pauvre animal<br />Au milieu de cette piste<br />Se donner autant de mal.<br /><br /></em></span></span><span style="font-family:times new roman;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color:#ff0000;"><strong>A l’instar d’une levrette,<br />Il faisait des bonds, des sauts,<br />Il allait à bicyclette,<br />Et passait dans des cerceaux.<br /></strong></span><br /></span></span></span></span><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgmEAZ1ae549JON-3M_wPjq1-24v64YKShzWBDc1XRuNGDp8YVgz4MTyWwLpiNarmW6Dn3ySo7dV7PW6wsZjJJo6ZrCUZNmpExw4H6KUjlB3bxBjqZ9l5Yr8DsF_WL3SiM7D_YBnLWRtqM/s1600-h/memoire-d'elephant.jpg"><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:130%;color:#ffcc00;"><em><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5114365401839061026" style="DISPLAY: block; 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<span style="color: #ff9900; font-family: "times new roman"; font-size: 130%;"><em><strong>Qu’elle repose, au contraire,<br />Sur le dos d’un éléphant.<br />Assertion téméraire<br />De ce grimoire esbroufant,</strong></em></span></div>
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<span style="color: #ff9900; font-family: "times new roman"; font-size: 130%;"><span style="color: #ccffff;">Qui n’ajoute qu’au problème,<br />Et le rend plus byzantin.<br />Car, où pose-t’il lui-même<br />Cet éléphant clandestin ?…</span><br /><br /><em><strong>Moi, lecteur, qui tout ignore,<br />Et jusqu’au jour de ma mort<br />Prétends l’ignorer encore,<br />J’accepte, de prime abord,</strong></em></span></div>
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Raoul Ponchonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11852685431126121446noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4754910888252601151.post-35886782253640557402023-05-20T11:57:00.000+02:002023-05-20T20:22:27.075+02:00<span style="color:#000000;">.</span><br /><span style="color:#000000;">.</span><br /><div align="center"><span style="color:#000000;">.<br /><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:180%;"><span style="color:#ccffff;">EAUX</span> <span style="color:#ffffff;">et</span> <span style="color:#ffff00;">AU</span><span style="color:#ffcccc;">TR</span><span style="color:#ff6666;">ES</span><span style="color:#ffffff;">…</span></span></span></div><span style="color:#000000;">.</span><br /><div align="center"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjcmEUQ6kdeX0sIWDkCrwFyeSKYJMPJ1LwrfAK5W8uXYfRDweKPOd2gIrKdg7w2D5UeS7J9-IJ7mC5shFZ8ay54RFcCEUwtyJZa4t1oQtF1Wm_njh1k9Xf7ow-ifqZu6JkdCzPRBEBuTg3s/s1600-h/3880_1.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5312296775218883602" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 265px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjcmEUQ6kdeX0sIWDkCrwFyeSKYJMPJ1LwrfAK5W8uXYfRDweKPOd2gIrKdg7w2D5UeS7J9-IJ7mC5shFZ8ay54RFcCEUwtyJZa4t1oQtF1Wm_njh1k9Xf7ow-ifqZu6JkdCzPRBEBuTg3s/s400/3880_1.jpg" border="0" /></a><span style="color:#ffffff;"><span style="font-size:85%;"> J’ai reçu le Journal avec les lignes ci-dessous soulignées au crayon rouge :<br />« Guides Joanne : monographie du Mont-Dore, la Bourboule et St Nectaire, 1 fr. »</span><br /></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;color:#ffff33;"><span style="color:#ff99ff;">A mon ami Charles Archbold.</span><br /></span><br /><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:130%;"><em><span style="color:#ff9900;">Un bon fumiste, en vérité,<br />S’est fichu de ma boule,<br />En me conseillant, cet été,<br />Les eaux de la Bourboule</span>.<br /><br /></em><span style="color:#ffccff;">C’est vrai qu’il me permet aussi<br />Celles de Saint-Nectaire,<br />Et du Mont-Dore, Dieu merci !<br />Selon… mon caractère.</span><br /><br /><span style="color:#ff9900;"><em>Il est gai, le bougre ! </em>A<em>près ça,<br />C’est peut-être un brave homme<br />De lecteur qui s’intéresse à ma santé ;<br />Car, en somme,<br /></em></span><br /><span style="color:#ffccff;">Je ne puis guère m’attarder<br />A cette conjecture<br />Qu’il veuille me recommander<br />Une simple lecture… </span><br /><br /><em><span style="color:#ffccff;"><span style="color:#ffcc99;"><span style="color:#ff9900;">N'importe. Il me plongea d’abord<br />Dans une gaîté dense<br />Ce conseil généreux, rapport<br />A la coïncidence…</span><br /></span><br /></span></em></span><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg6WEs63Ctarp71a-rHa_7kmpGw-su5iJUyVH_xfSD5vVcE63JqJVj9qQXNHxPB8LjjYTfFHyn20wcta3JnHAb9Nof6ldh3CWyl965AHzqao1Az1W4kCiliJoj3TW6Hxdt2jdUAY99sP4am/s1600-h/grape.jpg"><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:130%;"><em><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5312296775977942386" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 268px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 268px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg6WEs63Ctarp71a-rHa_7kmpGw-su5iJUyVH_xfSD5vVcE63JqJVj9qQXNHxPB8LjjYTfFHyn20wcta3JnHAb9Nof6ldh3CWyl965AHzqao1Az1W4kCiliJoj3TW6Hxdt2jdUAY99sP4am/s400/grape.jpg" border="0" /></em></span></a><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:130%;"><em><br /></em><span style="color:#ffcccc;">Je dois vous dire tout à trac,<br />Qu’à l'heure où je vous parle,<br />Je fais ma cure à Bergerac<br />Avec mon ami Charle ;<br /></span><em><br /><span style="color:#ccffff;"><span style="color:#ff9900;">Cet homme des temps préhistos,<br />Aussi bon qu’il est brave<br />M’administre dans des cristaux<br />Tous les vins de sa cave.</span><br /></span><br /></em><span style="color:#ffccff;"><span style="color:#ffcccc;">Il m’en gorge matin et soir.<br />Ah ! mon Dieu que je souffre !<br />A peine ai-je un temps pour m’asseoir,<br />Sapristi ! bigre ! bouffre !</span><br /></span><em><br /><span style="color:#ff9900;">Or donc, c’est pendant que j’étais,<br />L’autre jour, à sa table,<br />Et qu’à plein verre je tétais<br />Son vin indiscutable<br /><br /></span></em><span style="color:#ffcccc;">Un de ces jolis crus amis<br />Sans haine et sans colère,<br />Que le Journal me fut remis<br />M’incitant à l’eau claire.<br /></span><em><br /></em></span><div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgd8mQtcLY5sLlEu9SvyaMBv9hqgjVFiThZPb6H36ECi94Vu2aoYOt-mCqhlZrKbjyaXc1Q245U3a7WCPVz8G7_vjkN88kDnRfGcBcgBn61yeA-nIKqPGH8TYXaDXULINqxrll_B2Tzh2wf/s1600-h/BM_20080626152955149.jpg"><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:130%;"><em><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5312296590090415794" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 199px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 275px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgd8mQtcLY5sLlEu9SvyaMBv9hqgjVFiThZPb6H36ECi94Vu2aoYOt-mCqhlZrKbjyaXc1Q245U3a7WCPVz8G7_vjkN88kDnRfGcBcgBn61yeA-nIKqPGH8TYXaDXULINqxrll_B2Tzh2wf/s400/BM_20080626152955149.jpg" border="0" /></em></span></a><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:130%;"><em><br /><span style="color:#ff9900;">Cela nous amusa beaucoup,<br />Ça tombait à merveille !<br />Ma foi, nous en bûmes du cou<br />Une vieille bouteille<br /></span><br /></em><span style="color:#ffcccc;">De vin point du tout hasardeux.<br />Voire - pourquoi m’en taire ? -<br />Nous en foutîmes tous les deux<br />Trois bouteilles par terre.</span><br /><br /><em><span style="color:#ff9900;">Ça valait bien ça, Dieu vivant !<br />Ou je deviens maboule.<br />Non, mais, me voyez-vous buvant<br />Des eaux de la Bourboule ?<br /></span></em></span></div><div><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:130%;"><br /><span style="color:#ffcccc;">Non, n’est-ce pas ? Et, me prend-il,<br />Ce conseiller perfide,<br />Pour un dont le corps en péril<br />Est usé, vieux et vide ?<br /></span><em><br /><span style="color:#ff9900;">Je ne suis plus jeune, c’est vrai.<br />Mais quoi ! pas davantage.<br />Et je puis encore, à mon gré,<br />Jouer mon personnage.<br /><br /></span></em></span><div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiBlZjEgnua9HUrrYkQ_p0WKduyYJdXahH0CsYvFQBk_mCC5o8S8fbgIaDt7o1-bU8a7_Z9OKjEKnCmm59EPe3CmAN7DvF7nAa5iPAV7Leq4IMe4W2u0zAoUQiyiA3Gb5yADVhNzwGe5HA7/s1600-h/acc1.jpg"><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:130%;"><em><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5312296584758180194" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 271px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 366px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiBlZjEgnua9HUrrYkQ_p0WKduyYJdXahH0CsYvFQBk_mCC5o8S8fbgIaDt7o1-bU8a7_Z9OKjEKnCmm59EPe3CmAN7DvF7nAa5iPAV7Leq4IMe4W2u0zAoUQiyiA3Gb5yADVhNzwGe5HA7/s400/acc1.jpg" border="0" /></em></span></a><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:130%;"><em><br /></em><span style="color:#ffcccc;">Et je dois ma belle santé<br />Au sang pur de la vigne<br />Par qui le mien est enchanté,<br />Et dans mon cœur trépigne.<br /></span><br /><em><span style="color:#ff9900;">Il ne m’est jamais arrivé<br />De boire de l’eau claire :<br />Je m’en suis toujours bien trouvé.<br />Que voulez-vous y faire ?<br /></span><br /></em><span style="color:#ffcccc;">Je dis que croire à la vertu<br />De l’eau, c’est grand’ faiblesse :<br />Autant prendre un bouillon pointu,<br />Le gosier ne s’y blesse.<br /></span><br /><em><span style="color:#ff9900;">Boire de l’eau ! Quand hier encor<br />Le docteur Chantemesse,<br />Dont j’écoute le verbe d’or<br />Comme je fais la messe,<br /></span><br /></em></span><div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhRLfSOMyCKo7E3Ga5l4D1gkP7LGftRTU1XR6wCE81SdLaTsnQYXu05JdhToLJ1DYsTxu1BlOysQ_XPrfCXtWnIqQ57AJMpJZ_RmLPBfHli2pbYK35Gki2RyWkquHPhoerTUhVeXk2VZt1W/s1600-h/mire.jpg"><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:130%;"><em><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5312296586818944850" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 269px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 151px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhRLfSOMyCKo7E3Ga5l4D1gkP7LGftRTU1XR6wCE81SdLaTsnQYXu05JdhToLJ1DYsTxu1BlOysQ_XPrfCXtWnIqQ57AJMpJZ_RmLPBfHli2pbYK35Gki2RyWkquHPhoerTUhVeXk2VZt1W/s400/mire.jpg" border="0" /></em></span></a><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:130%;"><em><br /></em><em><span style="color:#ffcccc;">Me disait : « Garde-toi de l’eau<br />Ainsi que de la peste ;<br />Bois du vin, c’est plus rigolo,<br />Et fiche-toi du reste ! »</span><br /><span style="color:#000000;">.</span></em></span></div><div><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:130%;"><em><span style="color:#000000;">.<br /></span></em><strong><span style="color:#ff0000;">RAOUL PONCHON<br /></span></strong><span style="font-size:85%;color:#9999ff;">Bergerac, 2 juillet<br />Le Journal</span></span><span style="font-size:85%;color:#9999ff;"><br />05 juillet 1897</span></div><div><span style="color:#000000;">.</span></div><div><span style="color:#000000;">.</span></div></div></div></div>Raoul Ponchonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11852685431126121446noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4754910888252601151.post-12476992729794784832023-05-18T06:58:00.000+02:002023-05-20T18:57:00.134+02:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="color: #fcff01; font-family: georgia; font-size: x-large;"><i>Mais enfin, qu'ai-je fait ?</i></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhqdOFKNfQVsk_nWlH-PMdj42iN1_LsY3DqydRV3idp3zYrYe4jjkwluXz9N3oqPFS993jKGze-iM9cSQXvuTNzxJI9z5fj4HDAkYU6P64dWNTUHgj2IF2OGXuvTOcs84fSWSDoJo64MRs/s1500/IMG_20210107_114117.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span style="font-size: x-large;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1500" data-original-width="795" height="428" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhqdOFKNfQVsk_nWlH-PMdj42iN1_LsY3DqydRV3idp3zYrYe4jjkwluXz9N3oqPFS993jKGze-iM9cSQXvuTNzxJI9z5fj4HDAkYU6P64dWNTUHgj2IF2OGXuvTOcs84fSWSDoJo64MRs/w226-h428/IMG_20210107_114117.jpg" width="226" /></span></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div align="justify"><span style="color: #ff6666;"><i><span style="font-size: medium;">Le bon poète Raoul Ponchon, tout comme son ami Jean Richepin, mais à moindre frais, connut un jour, les honneurs de la police correctionnelle.</span></i></span></div><div align="justify"><span style="color: #ff6666;"><i><span style="font-size: medium;"><br /></span></i></span></div><div align="justify"><span style="color: #ff6666;"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5117344120572637650" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgfS8z4SnR8qY6zESdgcVcO_U0uQYdTo09YJ9B092eOosyDik58OG2kC4lR4v1k9iTxuEdNl4QIV9MU5LQZGVxn7G7h36lPcERQER-W7XARph33srba0gOtZSfdw_DXsAvA4RDuMSd4C-Q/s400/RP2-1-001.jpg" style="color: #0000ee; cursor: hand; display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center;" /><i><span style="font-size: medium;">La Gazette rimée du 13 septembre 1891, intitulée " Vieux Messieurs " et inspirée par de bruyants et récents scandales de moeurs, détaillait avec quelque précision et raillait les spectacles d'orgie et de débauche malpropre dont se repaissaient avidement quelques vieillards millionnaires, impuissants et libidineux.<br />Mais de ces spectacles décrits en vers avec une verve toute gauloise par Raoul Ponchon s'offusqua l'austérité traditionnelle du Parquet.<br />Et le 20 janvier 1892, le poète du Courrier Français comparut devant la 9ème chambre correctionnelle du tribunal de la Seine.<br /><div style="text-align: center;"><i style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: medium;">...</span></i></div><div style="text-align: center;"><i style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: medium;">Raoul Ponchon est condamnée à un jour de prison avec sursis et à deux cents francs d'amende ...</span></i></div><br /><div style="text-align: right;"><i style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: medium;">Alexandre Zevaes</span></i></div></span></i></span></div><div align="justify" style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: #0000ee;"><br /></span></div><div align="justify" style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: x-large;"><i><u><span style="color: #93c47d;">Voici cette fameuse Gazette </span></u><span style="color: #3366ff;">:</span></i></span></div><br /><br /><br /><div align="center"><span style="color: #ffcc33; font-family: georgia; font-size: 180%;">VIEUX MESSIEURS</span></div><span style="color: black;">.</span><div align="center"><span style="color: #cccccc; font-size: 130%;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiWwzw8sZbzSf-DXFlMqV-oQsWnw-NCme1I8Qw_Hw7ZSvJtqBsPvw-KmEUaKC3UY2o8IIGEeOKZygnwXL6uwh6rGevz14nG1rMKf0olPyclM8_lBCt6u_203tU7BjH3IgTuVKjrTQ2zH7E/s368/0003.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="305" data-original-width="368" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiWwzw8sZbzSf-DXFlMqV-oQsWnw-NCme1I8Qw_Hw7ZSvJtqBsPvw-KmEUaKC3UY2o8IIGEeOKZygnwXL6uwh6rGevz14nG1rMKf0olPyclM8_lBCt6u_203tU7BjH3IgTuVKjrTQ2zH7E/s16000/0003.jpg" /></a></div><em><br /><span style="font-family: times new roman;">C’était une maison quelconque, dans un coin,<br />Sans rien de pittoresque<br />Qu’un très gros numéro qui se voyait de loin,<br />Tel un séant tudesque,<br /><br /><span style="color: #ffcc33;">La maison où j’entrai, sur la foi du Gil-Blas,<br />Pour finir mes études,<br />A la fin d’obtenir de dame Babylas<br />Mon brevet d’aptitudes.<br /><br /></span>Une fois introduit en cet intérieur,<br />Me dit cette volige :<br />« Voulez-vous assister au cours supérieur ?<br />- Bien sûr », lui répondis-je.<br /><br /><span style="color: #ffcc00;">Lors elle m’installa sans perdre un seul instant<br />Derrière une lucarne<br />Par laquelle je vis - me sembla - s’agitant<br />Une confuse carne ;<br /></span><br />Comme des asticots perdus dans des brouillards,<br />Enfants, vieillards et femmes<br />Charognaient à l’envi, faisaient leurs débrouillards<br />En des coïts infâmes.<br /><br /><span style="color: #ffcc00;">Et je vis d’abord un macrobien pourri<br />En peignoir blanc et rose<br />- Telle dans un sérail une jeune hourri -<br />La paupière mi-close ;<br /></span><br /></span></em></span><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhe-fIGFxvASn2WJVAWYhyphenhyphenfmCufqXIcKqDjqOQRU0RYqn1HCU250Io2axUu9U5kF9lji1ZsZLfBEPnUUrzycvxXAItdeWurxZoypAUC-E1jAbxI-y4EGIGk7AuW1nocm7cfQY7paCu74Xg/s1600-h/maison_close.jpg"><span style="color: #cccccc; font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><em><img alt="" border="0" height="247" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5117343931594076594" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhe-fIGFxvASn2WJVAWYhyphenhyphenfmCufqXIcKqDjqOQRU0RYqn1HCU250Io2axUu9U5kF9lji1ZsZLfBEPnUUrzycvxXAItdeWurxZoypAUC-E1jAbxI-y4EGIGk7AuW1nocm7cfQY7paCu74Xg/s400/maison_close.jpg" style="cursor: hand; display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center;" width="349" /></em></span></a><span style="color: #cccccc; font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><em><br />Et tandis qu’on lui façonnait à la main…<br />Des cigarettes turques,<br />Des éphèbes vêtus seulement de carmin<br />Lui dansaient des mazurques.<br /><br /><span style="color: #ffcc00;">Un autre sur un lit se faisait inculquer<br />Une étrangère langue,<br />On l’entendait gémir, suer et suffoquer<br />Et devenir exsangue.<br /></span><br />Celui-ci réclamait un peu de bon lolo,<br />Alors une chamelle<br />Sans nul rapport avec la Vénus de Milo<br />Lui tendait sa mamelle.<br /><br /><span style="color: #ffcc00;">Celui-là reniflait avec des grognements<br />De volupté béate,<br />Des linges anciens, de futurs lavements,<br />De récente charpiate.<br /></span><br />J’en vis un affamé plus que l’est un moineau,<br />- Voilà qui tient du diantre ! -<br />Qui me parut manger tout simplement une o-<br />-Melette avec son ventre ;<br /><br /><span style="color: #ffcc00;">Un autre se faisait lécher du haut en bas<br />Ainsi qu’une tartine,<br />Cependant qu’une garce ayant gardé ses bas<br />Lui lisait Lamartine.<br /></span><br />Des vieillards bien plus vieux qu’on ne peut souhaiter,<br />A terre, à quatre pattes,<br />Poussant de petits cris et se faisant fouetter,<br />Couraient comme des blattes.<br /><br /></em></span><div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhIjO9PwUsmsySuFWX5t4GZNsYAV6utpI-fMnjzuFntjdP2c2dC6MagktlDx0vWaBg6aFjHgHfnPzTG5IPcbiGhkCzHOkY14LdlGyP4eRuWdKKTSKsCYEoUNjTzRlQg1kwOrVitdJpVtFI/s1600-h/maisoncl.jpg"><span style="color: #cccccc; font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><em><img alt="" border="0" height="311" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5117343819924926882" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhIjO9PwUsmsySuFWX5t4GZNsYAV6utpI-fMnjzuFntjdP2c2dC6MagktlDx0vWaBg6aFjHgHfnPzTG5IPcbiGhkCzHOkY14LdlGyP4eRuWdKKTSKsCYEoUNjTzRlQg1kwOrVitdJpVtFI/s400/maisoncl.jpg" style="cursor: hand; display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center;" width="284" /></em></span></a><span style="color: #cccccc; font-size: 130%;"><span style="font-family: times new roman;"><em><br /></em><em><span style="color: #ffcc00;">Quelques-uns plongés plus avant dans un coma,<br />De leurs tristes lavettes<br />Goulûment comme ils eussent fait le pur Sôma<br />Buvaient l’eau des cuvettes ;<br /><br /></span>Qu’est-ce que vous voulez, après tout, mon Dieu, c’est<br />Pour que rien ne se perde ;<br />Car quand je m’en allai, cet autre commençait<br />A manger de la merde.<br /><br /><br /><br /></em></span><strong><span style="color: #cc0000;">Raoul Ponchon</span></strong><br /><span style="font-size: 85%;">Courrier Français<br />13 sept. 1891<br />La Muse frondeuse</span></span><br /><br /><br /><span style="color: #3366ff;">00</span>00<span style="color: red;">00</span>00<span style="color: #33cc00;">00</span><br /><br /><span style="color: black;">.</span></div><div align="center"><span style="color: black;">.<br /></span><span style="font-family: times new roman;"><strong><span style="font-size: 180%;">LE JUGEMENT</span></strong><br /><br /></span></div></div></div><div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhR3JeP6_ycZwgWt_vd8dxkfAul1tH9Ydlr73BQ1M66gcQa6wGW31tyk6jujxqiD9YOqOydB_kAqIvQ9djZ0mLWiMxGP0-jZFolS9fH62b1KK1BZqoUZO-BxkyrpGVbGUkxfQdXX47lrac/s1600-h/10_3-1.jpg"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5117343450557739410" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhR3JeP6_ycZwgWt_vd8dxkfAul1tH9Ydlr73BQ1M66gcQa6wGW31tyk6jujxqiD9YOqOydB_kAqIvQ9djZ0mLWiMxGP0-jZFolS9fH62b1KK1BZqoUZO-BxkyrpGVbGUkxfQdXX47lrac/s400/10_3-1.jpg" style="cursor: hand; display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center;" /></a></div><div></div><div align="justify"><span><br /><span style="color: #ff99ff; font-size: medium;">Voici l'article du Courrier Français du 24 janvier 1892 relatant le jugement de Raoul Ponchon avec la plaidoirie de l'avocat. Dans le numéro du 29 novembre précédent Ponchon fut condamné à 15 jours de prison et 1000 francs d'amende. Mais sur son opposition, le tribunal ramena la peine, le 20 janvier 1892, à 1 jour de prison et 200 frcs d'amende, le tout avec sursis.</span><br /></span><br /></div><div align="center"><em><span style="color: #ff9900; font-size: large;">pour une meilleure lecture, cliquez sur les images</span></em></div><div align="justify"></div><div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgwtK2Yc93qqScwTr9yaVYQ15WYh-70XBtf3-yQK4TXIjmqqj_Z5AWG9KZYzqKBlkl7e9ntPmeifoJ2kb5_i-AClt0REyqXLM5fnQ2oYOk_d4kGZmVj3Ww7zV4XsKHRvLxXhY85j7jb0gE/s1600-h/1.jpg"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5117343317413753218" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgwtK2Yc93qqScwTr9yaVYQ15WYh-70XBtf3-yQK4TXIjmqqj_Z5AWG9KZYzqKBlkl7e9ntPmeifoJ2kb5_i-AClt0REyqXLM5fnQ2oYOk_d4kGZmVj3Ww7zV4XsKHRvLxXhY85j7jb0gE/s400/1.jpg" style="cursor: hand; display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center;" /></a><br /><div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjIQr4ZjlMQJNItnCBiakVq1migYQIkVkUjPmssfoOzrXy8_EzbdelNZa8tJjt3vrnSpBGQQ_9O8j_nPmU3ZY2dZCQF9sSpTp41a-z2UwIpv1dpoTLgNFZ9PdKxOdtMePfCW5K-OGluOtA/s1600-h/2-001.jpg"><img alt="" border="0" height="455" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5117343222924472690" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjIQr4ZjlMQJNItnCBiakVq1migYQIkVkUjPmssfoOzrXy8_EzbdelNZa8tJjt3vrnSpBGQQ_9O8j_nPmU3ZY2dZCQF9sSpTp41a-z2UwIpv1dpoTLgNFZ9PdKxOdtMePfCW5K-OGluOtA/w203-h455/2-001.jpg" style="cursor: hand; display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center;" width="203" /></a><br /><div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhjEAPhw1mtf023yCPRuwGfqZ3zNVV1Nekzraq8R93afhko0JZdkYiHno5colTivGkoPZ3tjxIA2kewS_KgQ4OHvDzY-GibFHwAgwKLAqGKY3fD9kvM9VBgNaOI8_lQBtMufRTbzHq0lpQ/s1600-h/3-002.jpg"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5117343081190551906" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhjEAPhw1mtf023yCPRuwGfqZ3zNVV1Nekzraq8R93afhko0JZdkYiHno5colTivGkoPZ3tjxIA2kewS_KgQ4OHvDzY-GibFHwAgwKLAqGKY3fD9kvM9VBgNaOI8_lQBtMufRTbzHq0lpQ/s400/3-002.jpg" style="cursor: hand; display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center;" /></a><br /><div><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5117342552909574482" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhyQg-BPFtxw8GlIbbeFk511kkKRuc_E_ar1m5Ttii8XmNreScfmJe4GRL12NvTc8KuJoK5EY548ilK7HhhtLWZYyTvlKDhMj2cJF8rYQSXQe46qhCQI4lbSg0sBKNc5M1xtNpbVeb9-EU/s400/4.jpg" style="cursor: hand; display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center;" /><br /><div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiqnrWFD7CewY_-nzF66QRZgf9ogTi2J5VzEotacX-NeRWCdbXMTzpHVrRgjfc8xXE6NpXZPq79yzJhzKSbs1xU8FyOwtP_vWgg6ZJsfyNZg1Ygv6A4RshWZ6tEOFDT6njfPxBEc0M1FSE/s1600-h/5.jpg"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5117342393995784514" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiqnrWFD7CewY_-nzF66QRZgf9ogTi2J5VzEotacX-NeRWCdbXMTzpHVrRgjfc8xXE6NpXZPq79yzJhzKSbs1xU8FyOwtP_vWgg6ZJsfyNZg1Ygv6A4RshWZ6tEOFDT6njfPxBEc0M1FSE/s400/5.jpg" style="cursor: hand; display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center;" /></a><br /><div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhAZ4TQZEaoyqq6fg0o2WX8T2isF_Da2v4Z4jE6lYYlqPjI8MWLPqBWKiNX1S0m4dgXfgZQQ-D-4sMXbmSiVU75Qbi74GKkLaREKVLCSHNYAbLopNEGFw2hnJjeZ6Fs8jk1uRlGuqPVctE/s1600-h/6.jpg"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5117342119117877554" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhAZ4TQZEaoyqq6fg0o2WX8T2isF_Da2v4Z4jE6lYYlqPjI8MWLPqBWKiNX1S0m4dgXfgZQQ-D-4sMXbmSiVU75Qbi74GKkLaREKVLCSHNYAbLopNEGFw2hnJjeZ6Fs8jk1uRlGuqPVctE/s400/6.jpg" style="cursor: hand; display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center;" /></a><br /><br /><div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div>Raoul Ponchonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11852685431126121446noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4754910888252601151.post-36348275039007491292023-05-16T06:02:00.000+02:002023-05-20T18:39:04.195+02:00<div align="center"><span style="color: #cc9933; font-size: 180%; text-align: left;"><br /></span></div><div align="center"><span style="color: #cc9933; font-size: 180%; text-align: left;"><span style="font-family: georgia;">LE RENARD</span></span></div><div align="center"><span style="color: #cc9933; text-align: left;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; font-size: 180%; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi4WqhM6UCVk-jz5xenh5dnZTRx6B6XZbFC1OXf9XU58pZaYLfrC7WG2Wuf903g6o0zWQU1G1epqx-4jmWrZBwM35t0GeHvqof61SMghRCWOwZ6Bo2twybwvrBYsxEF6NFDLC9VXBQMzPImWcygD-sI-w4QO_Mk3itVCDlnmfBtFT8raAL5_sLeAb7U/s376/chap1-3.gif" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="188" data-original-width="376" height="160" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi4WqhM6UCVk-jz5xenh5dnZTRx6B6XZbFC1OXf9XU58pZaYLfrC7WG2Wuf903g6o0zWQU1G1epqx-4jmWrZBwM35t0GeHvqof61SMghRCWOwZ6Bo2twybwvrBYsxEF6NFDLC9VXBQMzPImWcygD-sI-w4QO_Mk3itVCDlnmfBtFT8raAL5_sLeAb7U/w320-h160/chap1-3.gif" width="320" /></a></div></span></div><div align="center"><br /></div><div align="center"><strong><span style="color: #ff6666;">Pour Jules Renard<br /></span></strong><strong><span style="color: black;">.</span></strong><br /><em><span style="color: #ff9966; font-family: georgia; font-size: large;">Sa fourrure est poil de carotte,<br />Il est propre, net, bien rincé,<br />Il ne regarde les cocottes<br />Qu’avec un sourire pincé.<br />Quand il en pince une, elle est frite !<br />Bah ! C’est bien tout ce qu ‘elle mérite ;<br />Rien n’est bête comme une poule<br />Si ce n’est deux poules.</span></em><br /><span style="color: black;">.</span><br /></div><p align="center"></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgnozvYFsizF2SW2vN76cPBnJqSStpiGuoiBf3Jd1Df8TNnwSyPyUfssaWUkq1UoWhTxsMUNQGXszwWh0835G-4sVx-AydroHnSf6LX8YE_b1PqGzswa_ov6CUcBUcSdnXG51PsrNuP3-2EjxyDrfC0XLI-ef4GfFQ4MLWGYMJckgopxHuPCje6bPEN/s400/CHAP2-4.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="120" data-original-width="400" height="120" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgnozvYFsizF2SW2vN76cPBnJqSStpiGuoiBf3Jd1Df8TNnwSyPyUfssaWUkq1UoWhTxsMUNQGXszwWh0835G-4sVx-AydroHnSf6LX8YE_b1PqGzswa_ov6CUcBUcSdnXG51PsrNuP3-2EjxyDrfC0XLI-ef4GfFQ4MLWGYMJckgopxHuPCje6bPEN/w400-h120/CHAP2-4.jpg" width="400" /></a></div><br /><p></p><p align="center"><em><span style="color: #ff9966;"><span style="font-family: georgia; font-size: large;">Il la dépiote, la plume,<br />Tant pis si elle s’enrhume<br />Puis il prend une de ses plumes<br />Qui n’est pas la plus laide,<br />Puisque c’est celle de Tolède,<br />Avec laquelle<br />Il écrit sa propre histoire naturelle<br />Qu’il signe Jules.<br />Bravo, Jules !</span><br /></span></em><br /></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjoWZHRv3rmNrNJzHl5f2O3V6akfRPvipRDxMjPQKcZ84W5cob6111n-TWAJz0Zbae8hiIr1mjsOfo6WEkhxeXgtrUYuCdj62i_CkeBEGMvDe4osamIMuChqMwr1HhZo7KlAaqzYbcXMCYN0lVFk7iIXkCeqjfodicwZ0_Twqt155vRFz4mL2xdikS3/s400/CHAP3-2.gif" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="131" data-original-width="400" height="105" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjoWZHRv3rmNrNJzHl5f2O3V6akfRPvipRDxMjPQKcZ84W5cob6111n-TWAJz0Zbae8hiIr1mjsOfo6WEkhxeXgtrUYuCdj62i_CkeBEGMvDe4osamIMuChqMwr1HhZo7KlAaqzYbcXMCYN0lVFk7iIXkCeqjfodicwZ0_Twqt155vRFz4mL2xdikS3/s320/CHAP3-2.gif" width="320" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="color: red; font-family: georgia; font-size: x-large;"><br /></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="color: red; font-family: georgia; font-size: x-large;">RAOUL PONCHON</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: georgia;"><span style="color: #cccccc; font-size: large; text-align: left;">le Courrier Français - 02 déc. 1895</span><span style="text-align: left;">.</span></span></div><span style="color: red;"><br /></span><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><p></p>Raoul Ponchonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11852685431126121446noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4754910888252601151.post-17759900774324737882022-11-07T06:38:00.002+01:002023-02-07T18:52:28.169+01:00<span style="color: black;">.</span>
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<div align="center"><span style="color: red; font-family: times new roman; font-size: 180%;">LA GUERRE EN MANCHETTES</span></div><span style="color: black;">.</span>
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<span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><em><span style="color: #cc9933;"><strong>Lassés de littérature </strong></span></em></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><em><span style="color: #cc9933;"><strong>Comme de tout autre ordure, </strong></span></em></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><em><span style="color: #cc9933;"><strong>Les directeurs de journaux </strong></span></em></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><em><span style="color: #cc9933;"><strong>Aujourd’hui ne songent guères </strong></span></em></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><em><span style="color: #cc9933;"><strong>Qu’à trafiquer sur les guerres </strong></span></em></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><em><span style="color: #cc9933;"><strong>Aux quatre points cardinaux.</strong></span></em></span></div><div align="center"><em style="font-family: "times new roman"; font-size: 130%; text-align: left;"><span style="color: #cc9933;"> </span></em></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><em>
</em><em><span style="color: white;">Dès qu’une guerre menace </span></em></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><em><span style="color: white;">Quelque part d’un œil tenace </span></em></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><em><span style="color: white;">Ils explorent le terrain </span></em></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><em><span style="color: white;">Supputent les reportages,</span></em></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><em><span style="color: white;"> Les colonnes et les pages </span></em></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><em><span style="color: white;">Qu’il leur faudra mettre en train.</span></em></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><strong><span style="color: #cc9933;"><em><br /></em></span></strong></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><em><span style="color: white;"></span></em><strong><span style="color: #cc9933;"><em>Ils trouvent, à l’ordinaire, </em></span></strong></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><strong><span style="color: #cc9933;"><em>Trop longs les préliminaires : </em></span></strong></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><strong><span style="color: #cc9933;"><em>Ah ! s’ils avaient le pouvoir </em></span></strong></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><strong><span style="color: #cc9933;"><em>De la déclarer eux-mêmes ; </em></span></strong></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><strong><span style="color: #cc9933;"><em>Comme morue en carême, </em></span></strong></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><strong><span style="color: #cc9933;"><em>Vous verriez les coups pleuvoir ! </em></span></strong></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><em><span style="color: white;"><br /></span></em></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><strong><span style="color: #cc9933;"><em></em></span></strong><em><span style="color: white;">Enfin, elle est déclarée.</span></em></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><em><span style="color: white;"> On se bat vers la Corée… </span></em></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><em><span style="color: white;">Très loin?… ça se trouve ainsi. </span></em></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><em><span style="color: white;">O joie ! ô bonheur ! ô veine ! </span></em></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><em><span style="color: white;">Pour leurs lecteurs quelle aubaine, </span></em></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><em><span style="color: white;">Qui vont la suivre d’ici !</span></em></span></div><div align="center"><span style="color: white; font-family: times new roman;"><span style="font-size: 20.8px;"><i><br /></i></span></span><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><em><span style="color: white;"></span></em></span><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhNK_fu34bwPo6VaQZ3wnjjBmxiP_Uj9kRCpr7tw746rE8ihmeoCquXCtOtGspCjp4X5_iNO8iVvESJBdcZFFHYmSt2vIoYtA8jol-9Gz4-9RrNmSDKfdZ3_fbvh0T3KdaL_gw_wNtM1iSi/s1600-h/ottodix.jpg"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><em><img alt="" border="0" height="215" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5291762117217198626" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhNK_fu34bwPo6VaQZ3wnjjBmxiP_Uj9kRCpr7tw746rE8ihmeoCquXCtOtGspCjp4X5_iNO8iVvESJBdcZFFHYmSt2vIoYtA8jol-9Gz4-9RrNmSDKfdZ3_fbvh0T3KdaL_gw_wNtM1iSi/w345-h215/ottodix.jpg" style="cursor: hand; display: block; height: 184px; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; width: 295px;" width="345" /></em></span></a></div><div align="center"><span style="color: #0000ee; font-family: times new roman;"><span style="font-size: 20.8px;"><i><u><br /></u></i></span></span><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><em>
</em><em><strong><span style="color: #999900;">On se tue, on s’estropie, </span></strong></em></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><em><strong><span style="color: #999900;">Cela fait de la copie. </span></strong></em></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><em><strong><span style="color: #999900;">Ils connaissent les instincts, </span></strong></em></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><em><strong><span style="color: #999900;">Du public, par le Déluge, </span></strong></em></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><em><strong><span style="color: #999900;">Ces abstracteurs de grabuge, </span></strong></em></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><em><strong><span style="color: #999900;">Donc, point de rapports succincts.</span></strong></em></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><em> </em></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><em><span style="color: white;">« Des détails à fendre l’âme </span></em></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><em><span style="color: white;">Que nous envoient de ce drame </span></em></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><em><span style="color: white;">Nos envoyés spéciaux. </span></em></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><em><span style="color: white;">Dans l’horrible jetons l’ancre.</span></em></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><em><span style="color: white;"> Soignons nos lecteurs ; que l’encre, </span></em></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><em><span style="color: white;">Comme le sang, coule à « </span></em><span style="color: white;">siaux </span><em><span style="color: white;">» !</span> </em></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><em><span style="color: #999900;"><strong><br /></strong></span></em></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><em></em><em><span style="color: #999900;"><strong>« Des massacres, mitraillades, </strong></span></em></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><em><span style="color: #999900;"><strong>De bonnes capilotades ; </strong></span></em></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><em><span style="color: #999900;"><strong>Mettons à feu l’Orient. </strong></span></em></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><em><span style="color: #999900;"><strong>Surtout, point de référence </strong></span></em></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><em><span style="color: #999900;"><strong>Pour l’une ou l’autre puissance. </strong></span></em></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><em><span style="color: #999900;"><strong>On y perdrait des clients. »</strong></span></em></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><em><span style="color: white;"><br /></span></em></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><em><span style="color: #999900;">
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<span style="color: white;">Le journal que tu achètes </span></em></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><em><span style="color: white;">Sur la foi de ses « </span></em><span style="color: white;">manchettes</span><em><span style="color: white;"> » </span></em></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><em><span style="color: white;">Doit tenir ce qu’il promet ?… </span></em></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><em><span style="color: white;">Que cela ne t ‘embarrasse : </span></em></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><em><span style="color: white;">Sois tranquille il ne s’en passe </span></em></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><em><span style="color: white;">Le quart de ce qu’il te met.</span></em></span></div><div align="center"><span style="color: white; font-family: times new roman;"><span style="font-size: 20.8px;"><i><br /></i></span></span><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><em><span style="color: white;"></span></em></span><div><em><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjPYLRO28QBiRF83-YsYAHLBG-lQg_0j_1C9rYl51IhyphenhyphenKLkHnL9y5aUpvaSc5g9G9ANZQ2aiUoXzqPx9Bvsg9aUgxQgLSEQEF776s28q0iuwwkSgp3mp7SfV4XD5PB1toCPlxpN-JkLrg8z/s1600-h/biblio.jpg"><img alt="" border="0" height="358" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5291762110126310258" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjPYLRO28QBiRF83-YsYAHLBG-lQg_0j_1C9rYl51IhyphenhyphenKLkHnL9y5aUpvaSc5g9G9ANZQ2aiUoXzqPx9Bvsg9aUgxQgLSEQEF776s28q0iuwwkSgp3mp7SfV4XD5PB1toCPlxpN-JkLrg8z/w225-h358/biblio.jpg" style="cursor: hand; display: block; height: 320px; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; width: 201px;" width="225" /></a></span></em></div><div><span style="color: #0000ee; font-family: times new roman;"><span style="font-size: 20.8px;"><i><u><br /></u></i></span></span><em><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;">
<strong><span style="color: #cc6600;">Il ne s’inquiète guère </span></strong></span></em></div><div><em><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><strong><span style="color: #cc6600;">D’en dire plus sur la guerre </span></strong></span></em></div><div><em><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><strong><span style="color: #cc6600;">Qu’il n’y en a . </span></strong></span></em></div><div><em><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><strong><span style="color: #cc6600;">Quoi ça fait ? </span></strong></span></em></div><div><em><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><strong><span style="color: #cc6600;">N’est-il pas - quand l’épisode </span></strong></span></em></div><div><em><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><strong><span style="color: #cc6600;">Se fait rare - plus commode </span></strong></span></em></div><div><em><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><strong><span style="color: #cc6600;">De l’inventer en effet ? </span></strong></span></em></div><div><em><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><span style="color: #cc6600;"><strong><br /></strong></span></span></em></div><div><em><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><span style="color: white;"><strong>Le lendemain, ô merveille !</strong></span></span></em></div><div><em><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><span style="color: white;"><strong>Ce qu'il t'apprenait la veille</strong></span></span></em></div><div><em><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><span style="color: white;"><strong>Il va te le démentir;</strong></span></span></em></div><div><em><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><span style="color: white;"><strong>C'est toujours de la copie</strong></span></span></em></div><div><span style="color: white; font-family: times new roman;"><span style="font-size: 20.8px;"><b><i>Un bavardage de pie</i></b></span></span></div><div><span style="color: white; font-family: times new roman;"><span style="font-size: 20.8px;"><b><i>Qui ne peut se ralentir...</i></b></span></span></div><div><span style="color: #cc6600; font-family: times new roman;"><span style="font-size: 20.8px;"><b><i><br /></i></b></span></span></div><div><span style="color: #cc6600; font-family: times new roman;"><span style="font-size: 20.8px;"><b><i>Que dis-je ?</i></b></span></span></div><div><span style="color: #cc6600; font-family: times new roman;"><span style="font-size: 20.8px;"><b><i>Qui ne doit même pas</i></b></span></span></div><div><span style="color: #cc6600; font-family: times new roman;"><span style="font-size: 20.8px;"><b><i>Car pour lui, le seul </i></b></span></span><em style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><span style="color: #cc6600;"><strong>problème </strong></span></span></em></div><div><em><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><span style="color: #cc6600;"><strong>Est - chaque jour que Dieu fait, </strong></span></span></em></div><div><em><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><span style="color: #cc6600;"><strong>De te tenir en haleine </strong></span></span></em></div><div><em><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><span style="color: #cc6600;"><strong>Jusqu’à la guerre prochaine, </strong></span></span></em></div><div><em><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><span style="color: #cc6600;"><strong>Après la future paix.</strong></span></span></em></div><div><span style="color: #cc6600; font-family: times new roman;"><span style="font-size: 20.8px;"><b><i><br /></i></b></span></span><em><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><span style="color: #cc6600;"><strong></strong></span></span></em><div><div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjJeOXi7Ogi-8ewzlC6fzB3jVbapJeCIDNacz_SsZ_0pYyQhMSL5d6siRqqDzUeZrejY3U8CqyjaBQqXNMafTBX3ncTHEglFKtAV9zlcsE8Vrq7AQ-2tVYMaUl_ZMDDhWOBWybZTZSv3AKf/s1600-h/colombe_1181396723.jpg"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><em><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5291762112094056722" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjJeOXi7Ogi-8ewzlC6fzB3jVbapJeCIDNacz_SsZ_0pYyQhMSL5d6siRqqDzUeZrejY3U8CqyjaBQqXNMafTBX3ncTHEglFKtAV9zlcsE8Vrq7AQ-2tVYMaUl_ZMDDhWOBWybZTZSv3AKf/s320/colombe_1181396723.jpg" style="cursor: hand; display: block; height: 181px; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; width: 274px;" /></em></span></a></div><div><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><em><span style="color: #ea9999;"><br /></span></em></span></div><div><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><em><span style="color: #eeeeee;">Aujourd'hui c'est une ordure </span></em></span></div><div><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><em><span style="color: #eeeeee;">Que toute littérature </span></em></span></div><div><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><em><span style="color: #eeeeee;">Pour les marchands de « papiers », </span></em></span></div><div><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><em><span style="color: #eeeeee;">Mais la guerre !… à la bonne heure </span></em></span></div><div><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><em><span style="color: #eeeeee;">On y peut faire son beurre </span></em></span></div><div><span style="font-family: times new roman; 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<em><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><span style="color: white;">Et vous pouvez jeter sur elle l’anathème ;<br />C’est un geste charmant.<br />La guerre durera jusqu’à l’heure suprême<br />Du dernier jugement.</span></span></em><br />
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<em><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><span style="color: white;">Ne resterait-il plus que deux êtres sur terre<br />Ils se battraient encor<br />Et l’un serait bientôt de l’autre tributaire,<br />A moins qu’il ne fut mort.</span></span></em></a><em><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><br /></span></em><br />
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<em><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><span style="color: #ff6666;">Depuis que le progrès exerce son ravage<br />Sur ce monde sans but,<br />Il semble bien que l’homme est tout aussi sauvage<br />Qu’il fut à son début.</span></span></em><br />
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<em><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><span style="color: white;">On veut croire que ce ne sont pas feux de paille<br />Que tous vos beaux transports ;<br />En attendant, là-bas, les corbeaux font ripaille<br />Sur des milliers de morts.</span></span></em></div>
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<em><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><span style="color: #ff6666;">On se bat au Maroc… On se bat au Mexique,<a href="http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Octobre_1914"><span style="color: #ffcc00;">*</span></a><br />Sous l’œil du Manitou<br />En terre chrétienne ainsi qu’en la bouddhique,<br />En musulmane itou..</span></span></em><br />
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<em><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><span style="color: white;">Votre, du haut en bas de l’échelle des êtres,<br />Se tuent bôtes et et gens.<br />C’est toujours : ôte-toi de là, je veux m’y mettre.<br />Il serait exigeant</span></span></em><br />
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<em><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><span style="color: #ff6666;">De vouloir, après tout, que notre espèce humaine<br />Échappât à ces lots ;<br />L’homme n’est vraiment pas ce rare phénomène<br />O Constant ! que tu crois.</span></span></em><span style="color: #ff6666;"><br /></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><span style="color: #cc9933;"><em>Ton erreur, </em>Ô</span><em><span style="color: #cc9933;"> Constant, sera donc d’Estournelles ?<br />Éternelle pardon ! <a href="http://www.nobel-paix.ch/bio/constant.htm"><span style="color: red;">* </span></a><br />Toi qui crois voir un jour des cités fraternelles<br />Sous le même guidon !</span></em></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><em><span style="color: white;">Sache-le tout d’abord, prince des utopistes,</span></em></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><em><span style="color: white;">Quand je m’adresse à toi,<br />Je m’adresse aussi bien à tous les pacifistes<br />Qui partagent ta foi.</span><br /><span style="color: #cc9933;"></span></em></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><em><span style="color: #cc9933;">Concevoir une paix internationale,<br />Surtout en ce moment,<br />Nous parait une idée assez originale<br />Mais obscure, et comment !</span></em></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><em><span style="color: white;">Certes la paix pourrait trancher plis d’un problème,<br />Bien des malentendus ;<br />Enfin, c’est un beau rêve, et que je fais moi-même,<br />A mes moments perdus.</span></em></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><em><span style="color: #cc9933;">Mais dans tous vos congrès, toutes vos conférences,<br />Quand vous faites un pas<br />Vers nos voisins, en leur tirant des révérences,<br />Eux, ils ne le font pas.</span></em></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><span style="color: #9999ff; font-size: 85%;">le Journal<br />15 juin 1914</span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #ccffff; font-family: times new roman;"><em>... 28 juin 1914, assassinat à Sarajevo de l'archiduc François-Ferdinand</em></span></div>
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<em><span style="color: #ccffff; font-family: times new roman;">... 1er août, l'Allemagne déclare la guerre à la Russie,</span></em></div>
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<span style="color: white;"></span>Raoul Ponchonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11852685431126121446noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4754910888252601151.post-40310463306930677132022-05-19T14:47:00.001+02:002022-05-20T06:29:08.605+02:00<div align="center"><span style="color: black;">.</span></div><div align="center"><span style="color: #ffd966; font-family: georgia;"><span><span><span style="font-size: 180%;">CLEO DE MERODE ?</span></span></span></span></div><div align="center"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiD4wq7KmbfVNw2oKvHWwrfGqffjZi3bySMa7b2Hd-6YHzeb-Qbv-gHWR16nbaNJbn4KyueGnaw1XU-wZ4Dy1y2CO2AxEi16FRhybStRFiooRXE0QbODZtwLUN6caQmGOFW7QdOLsp7Cc0/s1600-h/1900b.jpg"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div></a><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiD4wq7KmbfVNw2oKvHWwrfGqffjZi3bySMa7b2Hd-6YHzeb-Qbv-gHWR16nbaNJbn4KyueGnaw1XU-wZ4Dy1y2CO2AxEi16FRhybStRFiooRXE0QbODZtwLUN6caQmGOFW7QdOLsp7Cc0/s1600-h/1900b.jpg"></a><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEix-KM0se7G6FVfGi4rKs62hqMVmQgeei8CieQHuThMrdprH0cMoeEwT2g8_Sy3NUwx2MhSBYpVRzw-XtwfeP_Zy039LiVoL6nt50KTHdhNOdfK2hHtP0WM71mEskZk9xIye53nbrrE4yVwfWJxG1dqawN5FxqwVTBroDphn0U1GPg7CwmHKS-YTdGy/s1379/AU-SALON-par-carlos-Vasquez-UBEDA.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1379" data-original-width="1002" height="517" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEix-KM0se7G6FVfGi4rKs62hqMVmQgeei8CieQHuThMrdprH0cMoeEwT2g8_Sy3NUwx2MhSBYpVRzw-XtwfeP_Zy039LiVoL6nt50KTHdhNOdfK2hHtP0WM71mEskZk9xIye53nbrrE4yVwfWJxG1dqawN5FxqwVTBroDphn0U1GPg7CwmHKS-YTdGy/w376-h517/AU-SALON-par-carlos-Vasquez-UBEDA.jpg" width="376" /></a></div><span style="color: #9999ff;"><span style="font-size: 130%;"><span style="font-family: times new roman;"><strong><span style="color: #ff9900;"><br /></span></strong></span></span></span></div><div align="center"><span style="color: #9999ff;"><span style="font-size: 130%;"><span style="font-family: times new roman;"><strong><span style="color: #ff9900;">Une très fine statuette</span> </strong></span></span></span><a href="http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cl%C3%A9o_de_M%C3%A9rode"><span style="color: red; font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><em>*</em></span></a><span style="color: #9999ff;"> </span></div><div align="center"><span style="color: #9999ff;"><span style="font-size: 130%;"><span style="font-family: times new roman;"><strong><em><span style="color: #ffcc00;">Etonne au salon tous les yeux </span></em></strong></span></span></span></div><div align="center"><span style="color: #9999ff;"><span style="font-size: 130%;"><span style="font-family: times new roman;"><strong><em><span style="color: #ffcc00;">Et fait travailler la luette</span></em></strong></span></span></span></div><div align="center"><span style="color: #9999ff;"><span style="font-size: 130%;"><span style="font-family: times new roman;"><strong><em><span style="color: #ffcc00;"> De ces dames et ces messieurs. </span></em></strong></span></span></span></div><div align="center"><span style="color: #9999ff;"><span style="font-size: 130%;"><span style="font-family: times new roman;"><strong><em><span style="color: #ffcc00;"><br /></span></em></strong></span></span></span></div><div align="center"><span style="color: #9999ff;"><span style="font-size: 130%;"><span style="font-family: times new roman;"><strong><em>
</em></strong>Elle séduit tôt par sa mise </span></span></span></div><div align="center"><span style="color: #9999ff;"><span style="font-size: 130%;"><span style="font-family: times new roman;">Qui est celle d’une beauté </span></span></span></div><div align="center"><span style="color: #9999ff;"><span style="font-size: 130%;"><span style="font-family: times new roman;">Venant de quitter sa chemise </span></span></span></div><div align="center"><span style="color: #9999ff;"><span style="font-size: 130%;"><span style="font-family: times new roman;">Sans souci du monde à côté. </span></span></span></div><div align="center"><span style="color: #9999ff;"><span style="font-size: 130%;"><span style="font-family: times new roman;"><br /></span></span></span></div><div align="center"><span style="color: #9999ff;"><span style="font-size: 130%;"><span style="font-family: times new roman;"></span><span style="font-family: times new roman;"><span style="color: #ffcc00;"><em><strong>Les jambes sont sveltes, </strong></em></span></span></span></span><span style="color: #9999ff; font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%; text-align: left;"><span style="color: #ffcc00;"><em><strong>les hanches </strong></em></span></span></div><div align="center"><span style="color: #9999ff; font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%; text-align: left;"><span style="color: #ffcc00;"><em><strong>Vont en lyre s’élargissant, </strong></em></span></span></div><div align="center"><span style="color: #9999ff; font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%; text-align: left;"><span style="color: #ffcc00;"><em><strong>Désirables, fermes et franches ; </strong></em></span></span></div><div align="center"><span style="color: #9999ff; font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%; text-align: left;"><span style="color: #ffcc00;"><em><strong>Et le ventre est d’un qui consent.</strong></em></span></span></div><div align="center"><span style="color: #9999ff; font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%; text-align: left;"><span style="color: #ffcc00;"><em><strong> </strong></em></span></span></div><div align="center"><span style="color: #9999ff; font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%; text-align: left;"><span style="color: #ffcc00;"><em>
</em></span>Que si l’on s’attarde à la croupe, </span></div><div align="center"><span style="color: #9999ff; font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%; text-align: left;">On peut dire : Tiens, la voilà ! </span></div><div align="center"><span style="color: #9999ff; font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%; text-align: left;">Il n’est pas besoin d’une loupe </span></div><div align="center"><span style="color: #9999ff; font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%; text-align: left;">Pour s’apercevoir qu’elle est là .</span></div><div align="center"><span style="color: #9999ff; font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%; text-align: left;"><br /></span></div><div align="center"><span style="color: #9999ff; font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%; text-align: left;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi_cF1J9IVTSIx4oQsneoXpWZrRL9oYOMlfntOSKqf60f6VBYYetSuREazKhvfOuabZziFo44UkmTx7UUcm6Xe-DuitzYKt1YoBflWptoO5byykURDo5safL55i8JJvz-oayXq5mqGboadD8wh_h3WwGoNitC7IRz61uEzvXj2nUlR3nAC2FMX4yv9L/s454/Boudoir-Cards-Belle-Epoque-Postcards-Cl%C3%A9o-de-M%C3%A9rode.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="454" data-original-width="302" height="511" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi_cF1J9IVTSIx4oQsneoXpWZrRL9oYOMlfntOSKqf60f6VBYYetSuREazKhvfOuabZziFo44UkmTx7UUcm6Xe-DuitzYKt1YoBflWptoO5byykURDo5safL55i8JJvz-oayXq5mqGboadD8wh_h3WwGoNitC7IRz61uEzvXj2nUlR3nAC2FMX4yv9L/w340-h511/Boudoir-Cards-Belle-Epoque-Postcards-Cl%C3%A9o-de-M%C3%A9rode.jpg" width="340" /></a></div><br /></span></div><div align="center"><span style="color: #9999ff; font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%; text-align: left;"></span><span style="color: #9999ff; font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%; text-align: left;"><span style="color: #ffcc00;"><strong><em>Les seins un peu forts pour le buste </em></strong></span></span></div><div align="center"><span style="color: #9999ff; font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%; text-align: left;"><span style="color: #ffcc00;"><strong><em>Prennent librement leur essor ; </em></strong></span></span></div><div align="center"><span style="color: #9999ff; font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%; text-align: left;"><span style="color: #ffcc00;"><strong><em>Mais des lacs du corset trop juste </em></strong></span></span></div><div align="center"><span style="color: #9999ff; font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%; text-align: left;"><span style="color: #ffcc00;"><strong><em>La chair semble meurtrie encore. </em></strong></span></span></div><div align="center"><span style="color: #9999ff; font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%; text-align: left;"><br /></span></div><div align="center"><span style="color: #9999ff; font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%; text-align: left;"><span style="color: #ffcc00;"><strong><em></em></strong></span>Les bras graciles, par contraste, </span></div><div align="center"><span style="color: #9999ff; font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%; text-align: left;">Semblent deux rameaux tortueux </span></div><div align="center"><span style="color: #9999ff; font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%; text-align: left;">Ils dessinent un geste chaste </span></div><div align="center"><span style="color: #9999ff; font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%; text-align: left;">A la fois et voluptueux.</span></div><div align="center"><span style="color: #9999ff; font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%; text-align: left;"><span style="color: #ffcc00;"><em><strong><br /></strong></em></span></span></div><div align="center"><span style="color: #9999ff; font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%; text-align: left;"></span><span style="color: #9999ff; font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%; text-align: left;"><span style="color: #ffcc00;"><em><strong>La tête faut-il la décrire ? </strong></em></span></span></div><div align="center"><span style="color: #9999ff; font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%; text-align: left;"><span style="color: #ffcc00;"><em><strong>Elle est virginale surtout, </strong></em></span></span></div><div align="center"><span style="color: #9999ff; font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%; text-align: left;"><span style="color: #ffcc00;"><em><strong>Malgré l’inquiétant sourire </strong></em></span></span></div><div align="center"><span style="color: #9999ff; font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%; text-align: left;"><span style="color: #ffcc00;"><em><strong>Qui ne dit rien et qui dit tout. </strong></em></span></span></div><div align="center"><span style="color: #9999ff; font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%; text-align: left;"><br /></span></div><div align="center"><span style="color: #9999ff; font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%; text-align: left;"><span style="color: #ffcc00;"><em>
</em></span>Et le délicieux modèle, </span></div><div align="center"><span style="color: #9999ff; font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%; text-align: left;">Pure fleur de modernité, </span></div><div align="center"><span style="color: #9999ff; font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%; text-align: left;">Qui telle Laïs pour Apelle </span></div><div align="center"><span style="color: #9999ff; font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%; text-align: left;">Posa pour cette nudité ; </span></div><div align="center"><span style="color: #ffcc00; font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%; text-align: left;"><em><strong><br /></strong></em></span></div><div align="center"><span style="color: #9999ff; font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%; text-align: left;"></span><span style="color: #ffcc00; font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%; text-align: left;"><em><strong>Mignonne Cléo de Mérode, </strong></em></span></div><div align="center"><span style="color: #ffcc00; font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%; text-align: left;"><em><strong>Friand petit morceau de roi </strong></em></span></div><div align="center"><span style="color: #ffcc00; font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%; text-align: left;"><em><strong>Qui gambillas… devant Hérode, </strong></em></span></div><div align="center"><span style="color: #ffcc00; font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%; text-align: left;"><em><strong>D’aucuns prétendent que c’est toi .</strong></em></span></div><div align="center"><span style="color: #ffcc00; font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%; text-align: left;"><em><strong><br /></strong></em></span></div><div align="center"><div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgkbg2pT0KW8WtQ8dKz8HQv5rxzbPP_dsz91RfsfqtUKh6F8E4Oln97CCZlpP9CvTNsRrc3SY66AL3dJVoEYvthZCUozbeWT8n-f-mn4zUnJNtpc4QtmwpjHvRpCaN72ko8o75VPnKoT7E/s1600-h/07414_felix_nadar.jpg"><span style="color: #9999ff; font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"></span></a><span style="color: #9999ff; font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgkbg2pT0KW8WtQ8dKz8HQv5rxzbPP_dsz91RfsfqtUKh6F8E4Oln97CCZlpP9CvTNsRrc3SY66AL3dJVoEYvthZCUozbeWT8n-f-mn4zUnJNtpc4QtmwpjHvRpCaN72ko8o75VPnKoT7E/s1600-h/07414_felix_nadar.jpg"></a><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgLor_lkZPwCQYhtjyt1DnAOdceEqNbf0oFYdI3vQKxnoGaBdaqg818Cr9_Kq0XHAJhIa_YnvzLEkt54egMhkvvXp4BZhrzrpg4cxKC_VOdndhGVjxLBv9Cqo-oN5Bk8YaH1ZTI1dGoa6kxVSQPOinTRWLZS34CZLeORQGfmnLi7PhHRqZm9L1vh2bG/s602/giovanni-boldini-clc3a9o-de-mc3a9rode-1901.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="602" data-original-width="502" height="400" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgLor_lkZPwCQYhtjyt1DnAOdceEqNbf0oFYdI3vQKxnoGaBdaqg818Cr9_Kq0XHAJhIa_YnvzLEkt54egMhkvvXp4BZhrzrpg4cxKC_VOdndhGVjxLBv9Cqo-oN5Bk8YaH1ZTI1dGoa6kxVSQPOinTRWLZS34CZLeORQGfmnLi7PhHRqZm9L1vh2bG/w334-h400/giovanni-boldini-clc3a9o-de-mc3a9rode-1901.jpg" width="334" /></a></div><em><br /></em></span><span style="color: #9999ff;">
<span style="font-size: 130%;"><span style="font-family: times new roman;">« C’est d’une impudeur sans pareille </span></span></span></div><div><span style="color: #9999ff;"><span style="font-size: 130%;"><span style="font-family: times new roman;">- Disent-ils - cet être ingénu </span></span></span></div><div><span style="color: #9999ff;"><span style="font-size: 130%;"><span style="font-family: times new roman;">Qui tout en cachant ses oreilles </span></span></span></div><div><span style="color: #9999ff;"><span style="font-size: 130%;"><span style="font-family: times new roman;">Nous invite à son corps tout nu. » </span></span></span></div><div><span style="color: #9999ff;"><span style="font-size: 130%;"><span style="font-family: times new roman;"><span style="color: #ffcc00;"><strong><em><br /></em></strong></span></span></span></span></div><div><span style="color: #9999ff;"><span style="font-size: 130%;"><span style="font-family: times new roman;"></span><span style="font-family: times new roman;"><span style="color: #ffcc00;"><strong><em>Est-ce ou n’est-ce pas toi ? </em></strong></span></span></span></span><span style="color: #9999ff; font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%; text-align: left;"><span style="color: #ffcc00;"><strong><em>Qu’importe ! </em></strong></span></span></div><div><span style="color: #9999ff; font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%; text-align: left;"><span style="color: #ffcc00;"><strong><em>Tu réclames bien vainement. </em></strong></span></span></div><div><span style="color: #9999ff; font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%; text-align: left;"><span style="color: #ffcc00;"><strong><em>Le public - que le diable emporte ! - </em></strong></span></span></div><div><span style="color: #9999ff; font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%; text-align: left;"><span style="color: #ffcc00;"><strong><em>Ne te verra plus autrement. </em></strong></span></span></div><div><span style="color: #9999ff; font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%; text-align: left;"><br /></span></div><div><span style="color: #9999ff; font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%; text-align: left;"><span style="color: #ffcc00;"><strong><em></em></strong></span>Si ce corps est le tien fidèle, </span></div><div><span style="color: #9999ff; font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%; text-align: left;">Pourquoi prendre à témoins les dieux ? </span></div><div><span style="color: #9999ff; font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%; text-align: left;">Si tu ne fus pas le modèle </span></div><div><span style="color: #9999ff; font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%; text-align: left;">De ce marbre prestigieux ; </span></div><div><span style="color: #9999ff; font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%; text-align: left;"><span style="color: #ffcc00;"><strong><em><br /></em></strong></span></span></div><div><span style="color: #9999ff; font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%; text-align: left;"></span><span style="color: #9999ff; font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%; text-align: left;"><span style="color: #ffcc00;"><strong><em>Je ne vois pas ce qui t’attriste </em></strong></span></span></div><div><span style="color: #9999ff; font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%; text-align: left;"><span style="color: #ffcc00;"><strong><em>Ni qui puisse t’effaroucher : </em></strong></span></span></div><div><span style="color: #9999ff; font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%; text-align: left;"><span style="color: #ffcc00;"><strong><em>Le corps que t’a prêté l’artiste </em></strong></span></span></div><div><span style="color: #9999ff; font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%; text-align: left;"><span style="color: #ffcc00;"><strong><em>N’a rien de vilain à cacher. </em></strong></span></span></div><div><span style="color: #9999ff; font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%; text-align: left;"><br /></span></div><div><span style="color: #9999ff; font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%; text-align: left;"><span style="color: #ffcc00;"><strong><em></em></strong></span>O fausse pudeur d’être nue ! </span></div><div><span style="color: #9999ff; font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%; text-align: left;">Et puis d’ailleurs tu ne l’es pas. </span></div><div><span style="color: #9999ff; font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%; text-align: left;">Pour être complètement nue, </span></div><div><span style="color: #9999ff; font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%; text-align: left;">Il eût fallu garder tes bas.</span></div><div><span style="color: #9999ff; font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%; text-align: left;"><br /></span></div><div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjezdY0v55HN-B2FcANN8v6Z2J1ttTEIBM3aD6rPggsqyHxuvluTrvdAHrDqlT8wCvmnhztrqQW1TD_zgrrnaeSxez9rfb-058w6cBvycUn2_VG75EBDUrIEnD6bNfPf5EokOgzRFZAWF6KKIVsXdRuEuU8iWDfGuRQDVrTvVEeD4QrE8qlrAQUQsXr/s376/buste-cleo.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="376" data-original-width="304" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjezdY0v55HN-B2FcANN8v6Z2J1ttTEIBM3aD6rPggsqyHxuvluTrvdAHrDqlT8wCvmnhztrqQW1TD_zgrrnaeSxez9rfb-058w6cBvycUn2_VG75EBDUrIEnD6bNfPf5EokOgzRFZAWF6KKIVsXdRuEuU8iWDfGuRQDVrTvVEeD4QrE8qlrAQUQsXr/s320/buste-cleo.jpg" width="259" /></a></div></div><div><br /></div><div><em>
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style="vertical-align: inherit;"> PRÉSI</span></span></span></span></span><span style="color: red;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;">DENT</span></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-size: x-large;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="font-family: times; vertical-align: inherit;"><i><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;">élections présidentielles 2022</span></span></i></span></span></span></div><div align="center"><br /></div><div align="center"><span style="font-size: x-large;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="font-family: times; vertical-align: inherit;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a 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font-size: large;"><i>cliquer sur les titres </i></span></span></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-size: 180%;"><span><span style="color: #ffd966; font-family: times;"><br /></span></span></span></div><div align="center"><span><span><span style="font-family: georgia; font-size: medium;"><a href="https://raoulponchon.blogspot.com/2007/09/rphorme-de-lortographe-un-projet-de.html"><span style="color: #e06666;">ÉDUCATION :</span><span style="color: #ffd966;"> </span><span style="color: white;">une réforme de l'orthographe</span></a></span></span></span></div><div align="center"><span><span><span style="font-family: georgia; font-size: medium;"><span style="color: #ffd966;"><br /></span></span></span></span></div><div align="center"><span><span><span style="font-family: georgia; font-size: medium;"><a href="https://raoulponchon.blogspot.com/2008/02/blog-post_03.html"><span style="color: #b6d7a8;">MIEUX MANGER :</span><span style="color: white;"> le jardin d'alimentation</span></a></span></span></span></div><div align="center"><span><span><span style="font-family: georgia; font-size: medium;"><span style="color: #ffd966;"><br /></span></span></span></span></div><div align="center"><span><span><span style="font-family: georgia; font-size: medium;"><a href="https://raoulponchon.blogspot.com/2007/09/blog-post_1961.html"><span style="color: #9fc5e8;">LA DÉFENSE DES FEMMES :</span><span style="color: white;"> les femmes, il n'y a que ça !</span></a></span></span></span></div><div align="center"><span><span><span style="font-family: georgia; font-size: medium;"><span style="color: #ffd966;"><br /></span></span></span></span></div><div align="center"><a href="https://raoulponchon.blogspot.com/2009/03/blog-post_16.html"><span style="color: #f9cb9c; font-family: georgia; font-size: medium;">...ET DES TRAVAILLEURS :</span><span style="color: #ffd966; font-family: georgia; font-size: medium;"> </span><span style="color: white; font-family: georgia; font-size: medium;">la grève des couturières</span></a></div><div align="center"><span style="color: #ffd966; font-family: georgia; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></div><div align="center"><a href="https://raoulponchon.blogspot.com/2007/11/blog-post_11.html"><span style="color: #b4a7d6; font-family: georgia; font-size: medium;">LA CULTURE : </span><span style="color: white; font-family: georgia; font-size: medium;">la grève des musiciens</span></a></div><div align="center"><span style="color: #ffd966; font-family: georgia; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></div><div align="center"><a href="https://raoulponchon.blogspot.com/2008/08/blog-post.html"><span style="color: red; font-family: georgia; font-size: medium;">IMPÔTS : </span><span style="color: white; font-family: georgia; font-size: medium;">Qui n'a pas son petit impôt ?</span></a></div><div align="center"><span style="color: #ffd966; font-family: georgia; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></div><div align="center"><a href="https://raoulponchon.blogspot.com/2007/10/blog-post_9697.html"><span style="color: #a2c4c9; font-family: georgia; font-size: medium;">LA RELIGION :</span><span style="color: #ffd966; font-family: georgia; font-size: medium;"> </span><span style="color: white; font-family: georgia; font-size: medium;">Prière</span></a></div><div align="center"><span style="color: #ffd966; font-family: georgia; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></div><div align="center"><a href="https://raoulponchon.blogspot.com/2009/05/blog-post_1533.html"><span style="color: #d5a6bd; font-family: georgia; font-size: medium;">CONTRE LA CENSURE : </span><span style="color: white; font-family: georgia; font-size: medium;">Les Pères la Pudeur</span></a></div><div align="center"><span style="color: #ffd966; font-family: georgia; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></div><div align="center"><a href="https://raoulponchon.blogspot.com/2007/10/blog-post_250.html"><span style="color: #ea9999; font-family: georgia; font-size: medium;">RÉFLEXION SUR LES RICHES : </span><span style="color: white; font-family: georgia; font-size: medium;">L'île aux riches</span></a></div><div align="center"><span style="color: #ffd966; font-family: georgia; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></div><div align="center"><a href="https://raoulponchon.blogspot.com/2007/10/blog-post_3076.html"><span style="color: #b4a7d6; font-family: georgia; font-size: medium;">A PROPOS DU TABAC : </span><span style="color: white; font-family: georgia; font-size: medium;">Impôt sur le tabac</span></a></div><div align="center"><span style="color: #ffd966; font-family: georgia; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></div><div align="center"><span style="color: #ffd966; font-family: georgia; font-size: medium;"><i>et tant d'autres rubriques...</i></span></div><div align="center"><span><span><span style="font-family: georgia; font-size: medium;"><span style="color: yellow;"><a href="http://raoulponchon.blogspot.com/">https://raoulponchon.blogspot.com/</a></span></span></span></span></div><div align="center"><span><span><span style="font-family: georgia; font-size: medium;"><span style="color: #ffd966;"><br /></span></span></span></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjurZpAjTi6WTS__FwKgbITtWITX1CIDxOfIWufQ0B0PnsAi76AN_hTBfiZdq6QMo9TbH2PLlb_Y89wqONyrXzeCvxdWadOqaF3LgXkEO7szIRJG9d0As8HW2FoZqPVHdTArL7yUplbE0VdTofV3duswGYv2mkkLgGH3_BFM6ZHCKJrs5gkqO34vU_u/s320/L1080791.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="320" data-original-width="298" height="173" 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simple</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-size: 28.8px;"><span><span style="font-family: georgia;"><i><span style="color: #3d85c6;">VOTEZ </span><span style="color: white;">RAOUL</span><span style="color: #e06666;"> </span><span style="color: red;">PONCHON</span></i></span></span></span></div><div align="center"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhnBUyzQqEYrPmqQyYPmaInmdK0CjFwpywxWRF3NTj9zjjyxzE25N837bQhBNVy9oo2PbIr2rx3HJQjnF6SJhZTUdk0Jt-hUl1lRjSOrR4i3PWfUK_qmUtISjei7ak_CLYKwMBOSG_XNU6TbSQGUUXulup7L9fnCtn0P8psFn09YZNS34kwMl1KEpKn/s395/Capturelklkl.JPG" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"></a><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh7i29cnKOe3mNQWzE4yBJNUMBM2_lDL8MnWxsbbovM-Zgpf-ZhRXLuqgbeAWrGhmPw3sBYtbdBWCkvbiNKmP3QrXN3GaH6rZeoprTignHUXIpcdP6fdsZDD2zTk5LwrCewlvj4e-1RykxRQZzfVcQRFkadgR4luTDXMd5Ovd6GuHR7yHK1ejLPCOz0/s395/Capturelklkl.JPG" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="395" data-original-width="210" height="393" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh7i29cnKOe3mNQWzE4yBJNUMBM2_lDL8MnWxsbbovM-Zgpf-ZhRXLuqgbeAWrGhmPw3sBYtbdBWCkvbiNKmP3QrXN3GaH6rZeoprTignHUXIpcdP6fdsZDD2zTk5LwrCewlvj4e-1RykxRQZzfVcQRFkadgR4luTDXMd5Ovd6GuHR7yHK1ejLPCOz0/w209-h393/Capturelklkl.JPG" width="209" /></a><br /><br /></div><div align="center"><br /></div></div>Raoul Ponchonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11852685431126121446noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4754910888252601151.post-37907885427495217262022-04-10T20:00:00.003+02:002022-04-11T06:04:44.938+02:00<div align="left"><br /></div><div align="center"><span><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="font-family: georgia; font-size: x-large; vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="color: #ffcc00;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;">Le </span></span></span></span></span><span style="color: #e06666;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;">LION </span></span></span></span></span><span style="color: #ffcc00;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;">et le </span></span></span></span></span><span style="color: #93c47d;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;">LAPIN</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></div><br /><div align="center"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjgOl0_xa4rrD5Wc_R3a5vUENTKCJHNM-Gb3quOPZgbImLIKzuo4lywv-q41xjG0GdCGrqsBIfKJNof1gIkOhyBGReAFEdiHNy3Udj_jwazs_HEQ0_mBXRiIMYv1ckG23D5ABX3E1-rp0NFYYzISv3JMQE23uxKsNde9adu-3wbYQMzWvtJoXuCfbuX/s712/c4a4d8584f05e10e8a17bc1d6d202e40.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="712" data-original-width="663" height="400" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjgOl0_xa4rrD5Wc_R3a5vUENTKCJHNM-Gb3quOPZgbImLIKzuo4lywv-q41xjG0GdCGrqsBIfKJNof1gIkOhyBGReAFEdiHNy3Udj_jwazs_HEQ0_mBXRiIMYv1ckG23D5ABX3E1-rp0NFYYzISv3JMQE23uxKsNde9adu-3wbYQMzWvtJoXuCfbuX/w372-h400/c4a4d8584f05e10e8a17bc1d6d202e40.jpg" width="372" /></a></div><span style="font-family: times;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiNJTLWyQ44FFJEFNcl4WIiwH93lBuyYtV5IOUn-G83VnGX-_3m_UeDcqhv49MakgiR4qfATMqd4WNZz0Ys-FcgjjOQdQCcF5I7mQwI4xVFerTBOHRsrhf30173sC-jp9YxftLGWDstNDc/s1600-h/Lion.gif"><br /></a><em><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="color: #ffe599;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;">Ce qu'on appelle, en somme, un bulletin de vote, </span></span></span></span></span></span><br /><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;">C'est un bout de papier où l'homme libre note</span></span></span></span></span></span></span><br /><span style="color: #ccccff; vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"> Le nom d'un citoyen justement réputé </span></span></span></span></span></span><br /><span style="color: #ccccff; vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;">Pour sa vertu civique et son honnêteté, </span></span></span></span></span></span><br /><span style="color: #e06666;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;">Qui devra s'occuper de la chose publique </span></span></span></span></span></span><br /><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;">Et de la politique et de l'économique </span></span></span></span></span></span><br /><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;">Et généralement de toute choisi en ique ; </span></span></span></span></span></span></span><br /><span style="color: #eeeeee;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;">D'un homme au noble cœur et soucieux des lois, </span></span></span></span></span></span><br /><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;">Des intérêts du peuple ainsi que de ses droits, </span></span></span></span></span></span><br /><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;">Et qui travaillera - sais-tu - pour une fois </span></span></span></span></span></span></span><br /><span style="color: #f1c232;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;">A la solution du problème social </span></span></span></span></span></span><br /><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;">Dont il n'a pas le temps de s'occuper lui-même ; </span></span></span></span></span></span><br /><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;">Enfin, d'un citoyen représentant pour lui </span></span></span></span></span></span><br /><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;">Ses espoirs de demain, ses besoins d'aujourd'hui. </span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></em></span></div><div align="center"><em><span><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="color: #93c47d; font-family: times; font-size: large; vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;">Qui porte un nom choisi selon sa conscience,</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></em></div><div align="center"><em><span><span style="font-family: times; font-size: large;"><span style="color: #93c47d;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;">Ce bulletin qui fait sa force, sa puissance, </span></span></span></span></span></span><br /><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;">Cet ordre, auquel on doit la stricte obéissance,</span></span></span></span></span></span></span><br /><span style="color: #ccccff; vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"> Il va le déposer, tranquille, confiant, </span></span></span></span></span></span><br /><span style="color: #ccccff; vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;">Dans une urne profonde, ya rencontré un surveillant </span></span></span></span></span></span><br /><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="color: #ffd966; vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;">Puis va se promener parce que c'est dimanche.</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></em></div><div align="center"><em><span style="color: #ffd966;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: large; vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;">Le soir, après le dîner, se prenant par la manche, </span></span></span></span></span></span></span></em></div><div align="center"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: times;"><em><span style="color: #e06666;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;">Il se dit : « Va donc voir, puisque tu es debout, </span></span></span></span></span></span></em></span></span></span></div><div align="center"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: times;"><em><span style="color: #e06666;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;">Si tu n'as pas des fois mis à côté du trou</span></span></span></span></span></span></em></span></span><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: times;"><em><span style="color: #ccccff; vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"> </span></span></span></em></span></span></span></div><div align="center"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: times;"><em><span style="color: #ccccff; vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;">Ton bulletin de vote où, sans feinte hypocrite, </span></span></span></span></span></em></span></span></span></div><div align="center"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: times;"><em><span style="color: #ccccff; vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;">Ta volonté farouche et formellement écrite. </span></span></span></span></span></em></span></span><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: times;"><em><span style="color: #ccccff; vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;">» </span></span></span></span></span></em></span></span></span></div><div align="center"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: times;"><em><span style="color: #ccccff; vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><br /></span></span></span></em></span></span></span></div><div align="center"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: times;"><span style="color: #ccccff; font-family: "Times New Roman"; font-size: medium;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEia6On2XMvgIuK-776zAbji7NUOJy56IgY6Jtd7b2Oum78EvjniPH_sTIv0tzxDY8diItbLRLlr-_vZwgPFx3rEpayaibyrCpFvd4O_Zpx3vjvxUg6podxpJKP7awRNU0KwuAh5TqD4nJs/s1600-h/your20vote.jpg" style="font-family: "Times New Roman"; font-size: medium;"><img alt="" border="0" height="323" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5110661093092113394" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEia6On2XMvgIuK-776zAbji7NUOJy56IgY6Jtd7b2Oum78EvjniPH_sTIv0tzxDY8diItbLRLlr-_vZwgPFx3rEpayaibyrCpFvd4O_Zpx3vjvxUg6podxpJKP7awRNU0KwuAh5TqD4nJs/w301-h323/your20vote.jpg" style="cursor: hand; display: block; height: 281px; margin: 0px auto 10px; width: 262px;" width="301" /></a></span><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman"; font-size: large;"></span></span></span></span></div><div align="center"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: times;"><em><span style="color: #ccccff; vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><br /></span></span></span></em></span></span></span></div><div align="center"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: times;"><em><span style="color: #f1c232;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;">Il y va, curieux, mais à peu près certain </span></span></span></span></span></span></em></span></span></span></div><div align="center"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: times;"><em><span style="color: #f1c232;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;">Néanmoins de trouver encor son bulletin. </span></span></span></span></span></span></em></span></span></span></div><div align="center"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: times;"><em><span style="color: #ccccff; vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;">Pas du tout. </span></span></span></span></span></em></span></span><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: times;"><em><span style="color: #ccccff; vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;">Voilà bien une chose insensée ! </span></span></span></span></span></em></span></span></span></div><div align="center"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: times;"><em><span style="color: #ccccff; vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;">Le gardien est mort, et l'urne défoncée. </span></span></span></span></span></em></span></span></span></div><div align="center"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: times;"><em><span style="color: #9fc5e8;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;">Quel est le flic sinistre ou le sombre filou </span></span></span></span></span></span></em></span></span></span></div><div align="center"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: times;"><em><span style="color: #9fc5e8;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;">Qui pendentif son absence a fait ainsi joujou</span></span></span></span></span></span></em></span></span><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: times;"><em><span style="color: #ccccff; vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"> </span></span></span></em></span></span></span></div><div align="center"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: times;"><em><span style="color: #ccccff; vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;">Avec le nom sacré de l'élu de son âme, </span></span></span></span></span></em></span></span></span></div><div align="center"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: times;"><em><span style="color: #ccccff; vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;">Seul capable, à ses yeux, de remplir le programme ? </span></span></span></span></span></em></span></span></span><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: times;"><em><br /><span style="color: #ccccff; vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"></span></span></span></em></span></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-size: large;"><span><em><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="color: #b6d7a8; font-family: times; vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;">Car au lieu de celui qu'il nommait à sa guise, </span></span></span></span></span></span></em></span></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: large;"><span><em><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="color: #b6d7a8; vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;">On lui sert un pantin de nuance indécise, </span></span></span></span></span></span><br /><span style="color: #e06666;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;">Comment en un plomb vil l'or pur s'est-il changé ? </span></span></span></span></span></span><br /><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;">Voilà mon citoyen vaincu, découragé.</span></span></span></span></span></span></span><br /></em><span style="font-family: Times New Roman; font-size: small;"><span style="clear: left; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><br /></span></span></span></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: large;"><span><span style="font-family: Times New Roman; font-size: small;"><span style="clear: left; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><span style="clear: left; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEicIaHKXtc1dPM92Lxg0XN6AF5dUEAGkPmTVmK5xTq6miF5_n3k5MQeV4AG3XjFFUdKUYyLBzzG3S2nz7jbhvOyhCBHJ9b0t8V1yBWisTPGFt0FyY0vo71LwdG59CmgTVYUNRGmiLIA4Tg/s1600-h/lapin_marron.gif" style="clear: left; font-family: "Times New Roman"; font-size: medium; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5110661011487734754" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEicIaHKXtc1dPM92Lxg0XN6AF5dUEAGkPmTVmK5xTq6miF5_n3k5MQeV4AG3XjFFUdKUYyLBzzG3S2nz7jbhvOyhCBHJ9b0t8V1yBWisTPGFt0FyY0vo71LwdG59CmgTVYUNRGmiLIA4Tg/s400/lapin_marron.gif" style="cursor: hand; display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px;" /></a></span></span></span></span></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: large;"><span><em><span style="color: #93c47d;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;">Un être maupiteux en place d'un rupin ; </span></span></span></span></span></span><br /><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;">Il voulait un lion, on lui pose un lapin. </span></span></span></span></span></span></span></em><br /></span><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><em><span><span style="color: #eeeeee; vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;">Non, il n'est pas possible, ô nous tant que nous sommes, </span></span></span></span></span></span></em></span></span></div><div align="center"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEicIaHKXtc1dPM92Lxg0XN6AF5dUEAGkPmTVmK5xTq6miF5_n3k5MQeV4AG3XjFFUdKUYyLBzzG3S2nz7jbhvOyhCBHJ9b0t8V1yBWisTPGFt0FyY0vo71LwdG59CmgTVYUNRGmiLIA4Tg/s1600-h/lapin_marron.gif" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span style="color: #eeeeee;"><br /></span><br /><br /></a><span style="font-family: times;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><em><span><span style="color: #eeeeee; vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;">Que nous ayons nommé députés pour ces hommes.</span></span></span></span></span></span></em></span></span><span style="font-size: large;"></span></span></div><div align="center"></div><div align="center"><span><span style="color: #0000ee; font-size: large;"><u><br /></u></span></span><br /><br /><span style="font-size: 130%;"><span style="color: #ff6666;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><u><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;">VARIANTE </span></span></span></span></u></span></span></span><br /></span><br /><em><span style="color: #ffcc00;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;">Aujourd'hui, par ce temps de trouble et de vertige, </span></span></span></span></span></span><br /><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;">Suis-je bien sûr d'avoir </span></span></span></span></span></span><br /><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;">Ma propre opinion en politique, et puis-je </span></span></span></span></span></span><br /><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;">La faire alors savoir ? </span></span></span></span></span></span><br /><br /><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;">Si je pose dans l'urne un bulletin sincère </span></span></span></span></span></span><br /><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;">On va le barboter :</span></span></span></span></span></span><br /><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"> Je me demande donc s'il est bien nécessaire </span></span></span></span></span></span><br /><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;">De me faire voter ? </span></span></span></span></span></span><br /><br /><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;">Voilà, je ne sais plus me prononce moi-même </span></span></span></span></span></span><br /><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;">Sur le sort que je veux, </span></span></span></span></span></span><br /><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;">Non plus si je suis chauve, ô désespoir extrême ! </span></span></span></span></span></span><br /><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;">Ou si j'ai des cheveux ? </span></span></span></span></span></span><br /><br /><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;">Notre gouvernement, l'imbécillité même, </span></span></span></span></span></span><br /><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;">Ressemble à ce papa </span></span></span></span></span></span><br /><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;">Qui disait à son fils demandant de la crème : </span></span></span></span></span></span><br /><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;">« Tiens, voilà du caca. </span></span></span></span></span><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;">» </span></span></span></span></span></span><br /></span><br /></span></em><br /><br /><strong><span style="color: #cc0000;"><span style="font-size: 130%;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;">RAOUL PONCHON</span></span></span></span></span></span></span><br /></span></strong><span style="color: #cccccc; font-size: 85%;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"> le Courrier English</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></div><div align="center"><span style="color: #cccccc;"><span style="font-size: 85%;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;">22 janv. </span></span></span></span></span><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;">1893</span></span></span></span></span></span></span><br /></span></div>Raoul Ponchonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11852685431126121446noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4754910888252601151.post-84590799198011588252022-04-09T14:36:00.001+02:002022-04-23T18:24:52.831+02:00<p style="text-align: center;"><br /></p><p style="text-align: center;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="font-family: georgia; font-size: x-large; vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;">PONCHON </span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: georgia; font-size: large; vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="color: #cc0000;">par</span> </span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: georgia; font-size: x-large; vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;">STEINLEN</span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEj0uT8eolPkxCbGpoio3xBCRlLd2uMOseR_kJDaK0dDf8324tHbZZkgAU40AlHBnxu2s82WrMpw_cuLVaDkievkcPe1SZc4dbmIo4K7mj5BsN4klyxUtj9s_1Ipt8l7puB5dxD_bNZ7TXW9u_XFfU_d9cFNMeC3MqG3cqG6kd4NBB5tI0Gn9AZLdLEY=s548" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="548" data-original-width="443" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEj0uT8eolPkxCbGpoio3xBCRlLd2uMOseR_kJDaK0dDf8324tHbZZkgAU40AlHBnxu2s82WrMpw_cuLVaDkievkcPe1SZc4dbmIo4K7mj5BsN4klyxUtj9s_1Ipt8l7puB5dxD_bNZ7TXW9u_XFfU_d9cFNMeC3MqG3cqG6kd4NBB5tI0Gn9AZLdLEY=s320" width="259" /></a></p><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="font-size: large; vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="color: #f1c232;">PONCHON</span> par <a href="https://fr.calameo.com/read/0004128414e526189e49c"><span style="color: #e06666;">STEINLEN </span>*</a></span></span></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="font-size: medium; vertical-align: inherit;"><i>vente enchères (terminée) Artnet</i></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="font-size: medium; vertical-align: inherit;"><i>encre bleue sur papier</i></span></span></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="color: #fcff01; font-size: large; vertical-align: inherit;">1895</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="vertical-align: 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style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;">O </span></span><span style="color: red;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;">0</span></span></span><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"> O</span></span></span></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><br /></span></span></div><p style="text-align: center;"><i><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="color: #ffd966;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;">PONCHON </span></span></span><span style="color: #eeeeee;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;">au </span></span></span><span 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STEINLEN</span></span><span style="color: #ffd966;"></span><span style="color: #9fc5e8;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"></span></span><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"></span></span></span></span></span></span></i></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEjL6v4Cook8p40Wq9WjLUWQGiftooxsAHS3vAnM_8wNJ9iSerNdQSurt_zRMycrWJVAKqKQjm_6yBtcbiTY073MGwxN-0x4vum0vlVgy-zZnGsYQyrBdYxjotsqURSVoXPgvzHAG9o7eyLNVBVtMOwKpwFt0vnkGIJJeZ763kDYGM1Efb3p2_aPd5F0=s402" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="402" data-original-width="318" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEjL6v4Cook8p40Wq9WjLUWQGiftooxsAHS3vAnM_8wNJ9iSerNdQSurt_zRMycrWJVAKqKQjm_6yBtcbiTY073MGwxN-0x4vum0vlVgy-zZnGsYQyrBdYxjotsqURSVoXPgvzHAG9o7eyLNVBVtMOwKpwFt0vnkGIJJeZ763kDYGM1Efb3p2_aPd5F0=s320" width="253" /></a></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEi0IH3MaTySMqwFdDdvHzEP2yhO973e55hoVolcVTKltraNqcM7amHQgAezFy0bLW_fB066CSR9UrLf9DbIEO4Cejt_yGcC_UVigkd-cFZJXCFwhQhczzdBrRY7AOeCnNvjQPP-6iNK2LyJ3ulLyiTHhTrGjCqRqiWAE7W0sIVQNXFIUCBsB2V_6QoV=s602" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="602" data-original-width="562" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEi0IH3MaTySMqwFdDdvHzEP2yhO973e55hoVolcVTKltraNqcM7amHQgAezFy0bLW_fB066CSR9UrLf9DbIEO4Cejt_yGcC_UVigkd-cFZJXCFwhQhczzdBrRY7AOeCnNvjQPP-6iNK2LyJ3ulLyiTHhTrGjCqRqiWAE7W0sIVQNXFIUCBsB2V_6QoV=s320" width="299" /></a></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEgPn4CAmnNe8iCB34mYAk0Hu2jDEGeRHe8dD6YogXf6q171PKDMai5lZuqD05Ndytc0ssqVa1HNeKaUyh9AtXHNQYe2urD-629Xba64ydmX7Ae5E3oTbPs_tTYSLGBRBvMv23RIMRTo1eRSlRy0ihdRpQJ187ZisOjqeDqxBlaMztlSRTO-gitPPAgR=s387" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="387" data-original-width="275" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEgPn4CAmnNe8iCB34mYAk0Hu2jDEGeRHe8dD6YogXf6q171PKDMai5lZuqD05Ndytc0ssqVa1HNeKaUyh9AtXHNQYe2urD-629Xba64ydmX7Ae5E3oTbPs_tTYSLGBRBvMv23RIMRTo1eRSlRy0ihdRpQJ187ZisOjqeDqxBlaMztlSRTO-gitPPAgR=s16000" /></a></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div>Raoul Ponchonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11852685431126121446noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4754910888252601151.post-78640798366182141122022-04-08T07:38:00.001+02:002022-04-08T19:07:04.060+02:00<div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div align="center"><span style="text-align: left;"><i><span style="font-family: georgia; font-size: x-large;">POUR LES MODÈLES POURSUIVIS</span></i></span></div><div align="center"><br /></div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgG4nKUMlvTSDbbx5SNNpYUKIO5L3tV5tvL68qT_oB6qwDdp0CatVpMT-RMhDNsFJ-zfs1DWmAsLBddlz54G0ufg05j8zvyULQFmVtgBiiYh4geSMKo8twKTvU53j58F7ILvsL3cPse86c/s1600-h/28_12.jpg"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5110673015921327314" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgG4nKUMlvTSDbbx5SNNpYUKIO5L3tV5tvL68qT_oB6qwDdp0CatVpMT-RMhDNsFJ-zfs1DWmAsLBddlz54G0ufg05j8zvyULQFmVtgBiiYh4geSMKo8twKTvU53j58F7ILvsL3cPse86c/s16000/28_12.jpg" style="cursor: hand; display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center;" /></a><div align="center"><em><span style="color: #ffccff;"><strong></strong></span></em></div><div align="center"><br /></div><div align="center"><a href="https://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sarah_Brown_(mod%C3%A8le)"><span style="color: #ffe599; font-size: large;">A Sarah Brown </span><span style="color: red; font-size: x-large;">*</span></a></div><br /><div align="center"></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: georgia; font-size: large;"><em><span style="color: #ccccff;">Approchez-vous ; ces vieux, ce sont des sénateurs,</span></em><a href="http://www.senat.fr/evenement/archives/D40/intro1.html"><em><span style="color: #ccccff;">*</span></em></a><br /></span><em><span style="color: #ccccff;"><span style="font-family: georgia; font-size: large;">On les prendrait plutôt pour d’antiques acteurs,<br />Mais non. Ce sont bien des sénateurs, quoi qu’on die.<br />Mettons des sénateurs qui jouent la comédie.<br />C’est vilain, odieux, stupide, lourd, balourd,<br />Cacochyme, goitreux, jésuite, aveugle et sourd,<br />Cela sue à grande eau l’impudence et le vice<br />Et cela passe pour avoir de la justice.<br />Ca n’a rien de chrétien et ça mange du foin ;<br />Que vous dirai-je encor ? C’est gâteux à ce point<br />De ne distinguer pas un cheval d’un moufle,<br />L’imprescriptible droit d’avec une pantoufle,<br />Et tandis qu’on devrait les mettre à Charenton<br />Chacun de ces vieillards fait son petit Caton.</span><br /><br /></span></em><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhzx6NZ8a41CM3Oh665FOaaMmegiqrbArNcej6qOTZktR91-ia1URQRBPkZC46NgVsRjOP7SlgvzVeq2Sa_r90we03kpD0IRi6Mnt3xW-oFSHiYTGWmjlV594AJMAGevCzgT9FYWw0EfESQwevi72GQH4oXLk4_l3pu70cd0Crk_piuaQ2kB_VP3bw_/s602/sb%20blog%20rp.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="font-style: italic; margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="395" data-original-width="602" height="333" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhzx6NZ8a41CM3Oh665FOaaMmegiqrbArNcej6qOTZktR91-ia1URQRBPkZC46NgVsRjOP7SlgvzVeq2Sa_r90we03kpD0IRi6Mnt3xW-oFSHiYTGWmjlV594AJMAGevCzgT9FYWw0EfESQwevi72GQH4oXLk4_l3pu70cd0Crk_piuaQ2kB_VP3bw_/w507-h333/sb%20blog%20rp.jpg" width="507" /></a><em><span><br /><span style="font-size: large;"><br /><span style="font-family: georgia;"><span style="color: #ccccff;">Un de ces idiots est cause en ce moment</span><br /><span style="color: #ccccff;">Que l’on poursuit Sarah, le modèle charmant.</span><br /><span style="color: #ccccff;">Savez-vous ce qu’a fait cette grande coupable ?</span><br /><span style="color: #ccccff;">Elle a commis sans doute un crime épouvantable?</span><br /><span style="color: #ccccff;">A-t’elle, tout à coup prise d’égarement,</span><br /><span style="color: #ccccff;">Jeté du vitriol aux yeux de son amant ?</span><br /><span style="color: #ccccff;">A-t’elle donc volé les tours de Notre-Dame ?</span><br /><span style="color: #ccccff;">Non. Son crime est cent fois plus noir et plus infâme :</span><br /><span style="color: #ccccff;">Apprenez donc qu’au bal dénommé des Quat’z’Arts <a href="https://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bal_des_Quat%27z%27Arts">*</a>,</span><br /><span style="color: #ccccff;">Aux yeux de </span><a href="https://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ren%C3%A9_B%C3%A9renger"><span style="color: #00ffd0;">Bérenger</span><span style="color: #ccccff;"> * </span></a><span style="color: #ccccff;">venu là par hasard,</span><br /><span style="color: #ccccff;">Elle a paru par trop légèrement vêtue.</span><br /><span style="color: #ccccff;">Ce qui n’est comme on sait permis qu’aux statues,</span><br /><span style="color: #ccccff;">A-t’il dit.</span></span></span></span><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div></em><table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><tbody><tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgTHsT9B8-qK8YBKpL7w74k0hcyDVyuC6JZ3I1GX86f0_Xn1fDlPf1rix4ib0jbq7-7I7NZmp-HR9yULTMu4HrzE3xMs3OCEaj7YkBiGu81-_HZc58Yl6QdM8ZnBgdUF2jhez6r-lgjywUqp_W7wTPewc-xxBPtlKEqmk0XyNfBwzMPp202QbKOc_Iv/s802/800px-Ren%C3%A9_B%C3%A9renger_1910.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" data-original-height="664" data-original-width="802" height="331" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgTHsT9B8-qK8YBKpL7w74k0hcyDVyuC6JZ3I1GX86f0_Xn1fDlPf1rix4ib0jbq7-7I7NZmp-HR9yULTMu4HrzE3xMs3OCEaj7YkBiGu81-_HZc58Yl6QdM8ZnBgdUF2jhez6r-lgjywUqp_W7wTPewc-xxBPtlKEqmk0XyNfBwzMPp202QbKOc_Iv/w400-h331/800px-Ren%C3%A9_B%C3%A9renger_1910.jpg" width="400" /></a></td></tr><tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">cliquer sur l'image</span></td></tr></tbody></table></div><div align="center"><br /></div><div align="center"><em><span style="color: #ccccff; font-family: georgia; font-size: large;">Donc, messieurs, vous voyez bien qu’il faut<br />Envoyer ce petit modèle à l’échafaud,<br />Tout au moins en prison, si ça n’est pas au bagne,<br />Qui laissa voir son corps sans malice et sans pagne.<br />Vous promèneriez-vous ainsi dans la campagne ?<br />Qu’est-ce que deviendrait, je vous demande un peu,<br />La morale, avec des mœurs pareilles ? Mais, peut-<br />Être me direz-vous, ce n’est pas un tel crime<br />Que se décolleter dans une fête intime ?</span></em></div><div align="center"><em><span style="color: #ccccff; font-size: large;"><br /></span></em></div><div align="center"><em><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi-JXaI_grLQUdOIrVnlfhVZxKJqmUjJCN_oycBFQZETe8ArU5IC_kpjGbec_jKS6o-KyhR9TTrgJ8IrGPHOl48Dl_xbHE_snZ__TvvOx5kovcQHl7DwHgQSFdOpUh6gGHsZxpl4no7VF6m-Iq8qRgZ2aQ7-F7BIIzYnulZ6Ix8YUXuIsPkrDnWOyRX/s823/IMG_20220220_161004-colorized.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="823" data-original-width="600" height="400" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi-JXaI_grLQUdOIrVnlfhVZxKJqmUjJCN_oycBFQZETe8ArU5IC_kpjGbec_jKS6o-KyhR9TTrgJ8IrGPHOl48Dl_xbHE_snZ__TvvOx5kovcQHl7DwHgQSFdOpUh6gGHsZxpl4no7VF6m-Iq8qRgZ2aQ7-F7BIIzYnulZ6Ix8YUXuIsPkrDnWOyRX/w291-h400/IMG_20220220_161004-colorized.jpg" width="291" /></a><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj04mZki8qCE7t9fk2T2cUCdM19yhG477sRXMPpCaLL1V6OvK0HF0KkHANTra_RM29aT4vpJu_y7sS2HK7HYcVfLMLUxwG6Qi33_wBRvkBIYmKTN6w4J2NlUbXaE11WntsV8WfQgcu8S5XIEqHVFlT7JITCwuKTdP3ubQBMSIhAD6fF8BTNzSlbiM3M/s823/artiste-sarah-brown-02.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="823" data-original-width="600" height="400" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj04mZki8qCE7t9fk2T2cUCdM19yhG477sRXMPpCaLL1V6OvK0HF0KkHANTra_RM29aT4vpJu_y7sS2HK7HYcVfLMLUxwG6Qi33_wBRvkBIYmKTN6w4J2NlUbXaE11WntsV8WfQgcu8S5XIEqHVFlT7JITCwuKTdP3ubQBMSIhAD6fF8BTNzSlbiM3M/w291-h400/artiste-sarah-brown-02.jpg" width="291" /></a></div><br /></em></div><div align="center"><em><span style="color: #ccccff; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: georgia;">Si. Se décolleter comme se mettre à poil<br />Constitue un délit pour ce sérieux ratapoil,<br />C’est cela qu’il s’agit de démontrer. La chose<br />Est plus simple pour lui que cueillir une rose.<br />Ces messieurs du Sénat, un peu bas du plafond,<br />Pour le bon sens, d’ailleurs, ont un dégoût profond,<br />Et les trois quarts du temps ne savent ce qu’ils font.<br />Ces malheureux ne sont plus même haïssables,<br />Etant de Sarceyens cerveaux irresponsables.<br /></span><br /></span></em></div><div align="center"><span style="font-size: large;"><em><span style="color: #ccccff;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhJSxV6DWyjLWtoM9x13q_8YHsx9vi_B7KWG1NF2G3iw7MyFg3PsQM8MdBGO_fmsQdWKTx94wfRnYmUwHGhrsjyTt7zPD9qUUvSgqVY76rqqZQHGbb2ZUcGIEbCTWdhMwHVkU4Zb5cciUU/s1600-h/singe_p6_7q11.jpg"><img alt="" border="0" height="386" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5110672504820219058" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhJSxV6DWyjLWtoM9x13q_8YHsx9vi_B7KWG1NF2G3iw7MyFg3PsQM8MdBGO_fmsQdWKTx94wfRnYmUwHGhrsjyTt7zPD9qUUvSgqVY76rqqZQHGbb2ZUcGIEbCTWdhMwHVkU4Zb5cciUU/w640-h386/singe_p6_7q11.jpg" style="cursor: hand; display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center;" width="640" /></a></span></em><em><span style="color: #ccccff;"> </span></em></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-size: large;"><em><br /></em></span></div><div align="center"><em><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="color: #ccccff; font-family: georgia;">Ils appellent délit, n’importe quoi, parbleu !<br />Le ciel qu’ils veulent gris complote s’il est bleu.<br />Vous comprenez que ces justiciers à la manque<br />( Comme à la comédie il faut que rien ne manque )<br />Citent des policiers aveugles, des mouchards<br />Qui n’ont rien vu, des tas de ténébreux pochards.,<br />Ignorant ce que c’est que le bal des Quat’zarts ;</span></span></em></div><div align="center"><em><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="color: #ccccff; font-family: georgia;"><br /></span></span></em></div><div align="center"><em><span style="font-size: large;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhtjNU-s_Oonh61H95FGil1BROpUlOrOp8Iz1FSYSoheEyWsVx-m8Ts7uALv6b01tK0weMGfbX_5H6cBtnZYDj5QJ0OweOdFcQYQSjssRJioDL7IpjpQQx05raimktJEie1VGkANd3DC9kOYGrnry26bDzTG9fISqI9O5l3cOydnKZm42sHC2OqcRJZ/s1102/ob_8a9c78_1930-beaux-arts.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="809" data-original-width="1102" height="470" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhtjNU-s_Oonh61H95FGil1BROpUlOrOp8Iz1FSYSoheEyWsVx-m8Ts7uALv6b01tK0weMGfbX_5H6cBtnZYDj5QJ0OweOdFcQYQSjssRJioDL7IpjpQQx05raimktJEie1VGkANd3DC9kOYGrnry26bDzTG9fISqI9O5l3cOydnKZm42sHC2OqcRJZ/w640-h470/ob_8a9c78_1930-beaux-arts.jpg" width="640" /></a></div><span style="color: #ccccff; font-family: georgia;"><br />Qu’ils s’appuient sur des lois et sur des textes kurdes,<br />Compulsent des auteurs abolis, nuls, absurdes,<br />Et prennent à témoin Cujas et Lamoignons<br />Sur qui poussent depuis toujours des champignons<br />Pour le crime établir qu’à grande peine ils fabriquent<br />D’aucune vérité jamais ils ne se piquent,<br />Et le plus étonnant c’est que l’on trouve encor<br />Des magistrats pour être avec ces gens d’accord.<br /></span></span></em></div><div align="center"><em><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="color: #ccccff; font-family: georgia;"><br /></span></span></em></div><div align="center"><em style="font-family: georgia; font-size: x-large; text-align: left;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjIWOtEarbY-L05TZ0U7ZY3gFdx7zhgXLm4CNB4bfNLOF6cyIfp4yfOqiLAjtnvnb-XIjMmEmXJsMiUqhCS8bpxOXbgx2u1BuDUIOWp5NkfWUb3cz-z2aoHGRpmtc3Te70Lkssdx1T0tzU/s1600-h/orangesthm.jpg" style="font-family: georgia; font-size: x-large; text-align: left;"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5110672375971200162" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjIWOtEarbY-L05TZ0U7ZY3gFdx7zhgXLm4CNB4bfNLOF6cyIfp4yfOqiLAjtnvnb-XIjMmEmXJsMiUqhCS8bpxOXbgx2u1BuDUIOWp5NkfWUb3cz-z2aoHGRpmtc3Te70Lkssdx1T0tzU/s16000/orangesthm.jpg" style="cursor: hand; display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center;" /></a></em><em style="font-family: georgia; text-align: left;"></em></div><div><br /></div><div align="center"><div><em style="font-family: georgia; font-size: x-large;"><span style="color: #ff9900; font-size: large;">O Sarah Brown ! Si l’on t’emprisonne, pauvre ange !</span></em></div><div style="text-align: left;"><div style="font-style: italic; text-align: center;"><em><span style="color: #ff9900; font-family: georgia; font-size: large;">Le dimanche j’irai t’apporter des oranges !</span></em></div></div></div><div align="center"><em><span style="color: #ccccff; font-family: georgia;"> </span></em></div><div align="center"><em><span style="color: #ccccff; font-family: georgia;"><br /></span></em></div><div align="center"><em><span style="color: #ccccff; font-family: georgia;"><br /></span></em></div><div style="text-align: center;"><em><span style="font-family: georgia;"> </span><span style="font-family: georgia; font-size: x-small;"> </span><span style="color: #93c47d; font-family: times; font-size: large;"> </span></em><span style="text-align: left;"><span style="color: #93c47d; font-family: times; font-size: large;">RAOUL PONCHON</span></span></div><div align="center"><span style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="color: #93c47d;"> </span><span style="color: white;"> le Courrier Français</span></span></span></div><div align="center"><span style="text-align: left;"><span style="color: #cfe2f3; font-size: medium;"> 21 mai 1893</span></span></div><div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div><div style="font-style: italic; text-align: center;"><br /></div></div></div><div style="font-style: italic; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="font-style: italic; text-align: center;"><br /></div>Raoul Ponchonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11852685431126121446noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4754910888252601151.post-52966029812240036882022-02-24T19:53:00.004+01:002022-04-08T17:54:08.464+02:00<div align="center"><br /></div><div align="center"><br /></div><div align="center"><br /></div><div align="center"><span style="color: #93c47d;"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: x-large;">RAOUL PONCHON</span><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 180%;"> </span></span></div><div align="center"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEin_-YQaXv7pK6Nz8yCuOoApI9CxdnUHR-89iyZNqGpfUqFqhAP0V5y3H14tkd3cwzHy51RpX_3hREY233CcPF_kmcSMOP9SC-ljbO1RUs-pdqOAJMCi3qINObrsE5u8e9_Bmx6jjEz61E/s1600-h/poc.jpg" style="text-align: left;"><span style="color: #ffe599; font-family: "times new roman"; font-size: 28.8px; text-align: center;">LEONETTO CAPPIELLO</span></a></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: large;"><i>MUSÉE D'ORSAY</i></span></div><div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: #0000ee;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhmUaSkG_4CCd4bDih-09zjpz4roYxD0LTiqdhiyL_gfO1MoR7WSekWBmCxT3lW7mV1oMFMyZdepEJn1Y183fbL-xsYL-DSiDyCmdRZlG3RRrek4dAeb2vQDCgXs3lfWEiv5Y8Xol2-C0jmHy11wQHKxPRW64wmWULCiVRwzbE-64qxt2HvHtTumVlx/s475/d0144263-000.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="475" data-original-width="306" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhmUaSkG_4CCd4bDih-09zjpz4roYxD0LTiqdhiyL_gfO1MoR7WSekWBmCxT3lW7mV1oMFMyZdepEJn1Y183fbL-xsYL-DSiDyCmdRZlG3RRrek4dAeb2vQDCgXs3lfWEiv5Y8Xol2-C0jmHy11wQHKxPRW64wmWULCiVRwzbE-64qxt2HvHtTumVlx/s16000/d0144263-000.jpg" /></a></div><br /></span></div><div><div style="text-align: center;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; 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text-align: center;"><br /></div></span></div></div></div>Raoul Ponchonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11852685431126121446noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4754910888252601151.post-7759214555056080892022-02-20T06:15:00.001+01:002022-02-20T17:27:29.874+01:00<span style="color: black;">.</span> <div><span style="color: black;">.</span></div><div><span style="color: black;">.</span></div><div align="center"><span style="color: #ffcc00; font-family: georgia; font-size: x-large;"><em>RÉPHORME de L’ORTOGRAPHE</em></span></div><div><span style="color: black;">.
</span><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5254394632161879506" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjjSqTWR6ZqfJGiTs5zSh3xsr12NcfI9Lz62UWQlvEtrOvP8NjZwH20MLQDP3pTcM4pvTfJWI108uZD1JHFCGi-LOvePP00u7cjw2Jjnvj-TfjWrzDFy1V9Z0E9-LO2ORK_Flel85ABGx0/s16000/Orthographe.jpg" style="cursor: hand; display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center;" /></div><div align="center"><em><span style="color: #ff99ff; font-size: medium;">Un projet de réforme de l’orthographe signé des noms les plus fameux </span></em></div><div align="center"><em><span style="color: #ff99ff; font-size: medium;">a été adressé à l’Académie Française
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<span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><span style="color: #6666cc;"><span style="color: #9999ff;">Akadémissiens de la grrande Ainstitute, </span></span></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><span style="color: #6666cc;"><span style="color: #9999ff;">Ki potacé san sesse et ki repotacé </span></span></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><span style="color: #6666cc;"><span style="color: #9999ff;">Ce bo diktionair ke partou lon raipute </span></span></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><span style="color: #6666cc;"><span style="color: #9999ff;">Tan kil ne restera plus zun mo de phrancé ;</span> </span></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><em><br /></em></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;">
<em>Bien ke je soi de vou tout à faite inconue </em></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><em>Lécé-moa vou çoumaître, ô doqtes Imortel, </em></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><em>Une idé magnifike, idé ki mais venue </em></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><em>Un çoir ke jean landais chanté Guyome Tel. </em></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><span style="color: #9999ff;"><br /></span></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;">
<span style="color: #9999ff;">Je panse ke danz un éta des mots kratike </span></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><span style="color: #9999ff;">Il ait bien maleureu de vouar k’un grrand Ceigneur </span></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><span style="color: #9999ff;">Ecri kelkefoi moin bien ke son dos mestike </span></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><span style="color: #9999ff;">San conpté ke çouvant il sen fête un oneur. </span></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><em><br /></em></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;">
<em>On conai l’ortografe ôci dé kuizinière </em></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><em>Ki pace an phantézi tou ce con peu rêvé, </em></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><em>L’ânerie à tou qoup i montre son dériaire. </em></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><em>Alecsandre DuMat conpte kil an avé </em></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><span style="color: #9999ff;"><br /></span></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;">
<span style="color: #9999ff;">Tune, ortografian de phaçon for chanpaître </span></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><span style="color: #9999ff;">Son non, tel ke lu fai le phis du grand Sophi, </span></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><span style="color: #9999ff;">Aile n’an koncervai pa une ceule lètre, </span></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><span style="color: #9999ff;">Karr se noman Sophie elle éqrivai çauphy. </span></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><em><br /></em></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;">
<em>Mécieux, ci tou les jeans n’on pa la mêm ohrthographe </em></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><em>C’ait qe bôcou d’antreu ne l’aprire jamets, </em></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><em>D’ôtres i son rebèle inci k’une jiraphe, </em></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><em>Et kelkes-uns ôci s’an phiche, jean cOhnets. </em></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><span style="color: #9999ff;"><br /></span></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;">
<span style="color: #9999ff;">Or, dé çavans en us, vé nez râbles Caçandre, </span></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><span style="color: #9999ff;">Et, par le dernié trin, venu de Batignol, </span></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><span style="color: #9999ff;">Veule tripatouyé notre ortaugraffe é rendre </span></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><span style="color: #9999ff;">Le phrançais akcécible au vaches espagnol. </span></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><em><br /></em></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;">
<em>Les un veule tué la plupar dé conçone ; </em></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><em>D’ ôtres n’an trouve pas acé dans le mo cu ; </em></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><em>Celuissi ne veu pas de cédille à çorbonne, </em></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><em>Celui la vous eqrit andouille par un Q. </em></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><span style="color: #9999ff;"><br /></span></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;">
<span style="color: #9999ff;">C’es pour ke le phrançai deviène fonétike </span></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><span style="color: #9999ff;">Kil phont insi la guère o khonssonnes ,…ô la la ! </span></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><span style="color: #9999ff;">Ce n’ai pa fonétike, élas, mais bien étike </span></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><span style="color: #9999ff;">Kil deviendrai, ci lon ni métait le holà ! </span>
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<span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><em>Et dabor serait-il plus ézé de l’aprandre </em></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><em>L’ortografe ? une foi kil l’oront réphormé ? </em></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><em>Khan pansé vous mes cieux ? je croix ke pour la randre </em></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><em>Aqcecible à chakun, il fô la suprimé</em> </span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><br /></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><span style="color: #9999ff;">K’on l’éqrive come on voudra. Je trouve onète </span></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><span style="color: #9999ff;">Ke le gran Ceigneur, si tel est sa phantaizi, </span></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><span style="color: #9999ff;">Puice maitre pluzieurs h au mo : chlarhinhèthe ; </span></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><span style="color: #9999ff;">Son valet an ôté bocoup au mo : ftizy. </span></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><em><br /></em></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><span style="color: #9999ff;"></span><em>Que l’e muet oci disparaiss kant il jène </em></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><em>Çoi dans l’intérieur d’un mot ou çoi to bou. </em></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><em>Je consans à hécrir sans h le mot : Ugène </em></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><em>May sy j’ème l’y grec, jean veuh maytre partouh. </em></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><span style="color: #9999ff;"><br /></span></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><em></em><span style="color: #9999ff;">Selon que plus ou moin l’on goûtte lé conçone, </span></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><span style="color: #9999ff;">K’on ne lé veuillent pa toujours o memme endroit </span></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><span style="color: #9999ff;">Chaqun ora sa propre ortografe, la bonne. </span></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><span style="color: #9999ff;">Le pohète surtou ne sera plus en proi. </span></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><em><br /></em></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;">
<em>Mécieux, certènemant, tel est la cène à phaire. </em></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><em>L’ortografe devient inssi hune euvre d’arh ; </em></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><em>Chakun celon son goûs, celon son qaraqtère, </em></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><em>Par egzample, écrira ce mo priz oh azar : </em></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><span style="color: #9999ff;"><br /></span></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;">
<span style="color: #9999ff;">Ohnet, Honet, Onet, Onette, Oneth, Hohnète, </span></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><span style="color: #9999ff;">Onhet, Hohnet, Hohnhet, Honett, Onait, Aunaith, </span></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><span style="color: #9999ff;">Auneth, Oneht, O’Neith, Aunhet, Haunet, Onhètte, </span></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><span style="color: #9999ff;">Aunette, Hautnette, Onhaite, Auhnaite, Eau nette, </span></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><span style="color: #9999ff;">[ Hheauhnaith… </span></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><span style="color: #9999ff;"><br /></span></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEhjfwbDXvn18pVHCdfK-6sU5CtIJDgaE0Bt8uGGDwduSxfkKoDhpr32kIJEU8PxhB8HVz70qNMbZqfi4UH65lHgyQkbKs7qcZwoYKk9trDjQn-a36ixxxkQp1Wb8Lpte8OUwsHl2VM2rNZNsqIO81o0bvTu1Flc4m-sdUgrb4k4StfbMSPCuujSyYV3=s784" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="536" data-original-width="784" height="263" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEhjfwbDXvn18pVHCdfK-6sU5CtIJDgaE0Bt8uGGDwduSxfkKoDhpr32kIJEU8PxhB8HVz70qNMbZqfi4UH65lHgyQkbKs7qcZwoYKk9trDjQn-a36ixxxkQp1Wb8Lpte8OUwsHl2VM2rNZNsqIO81o0bvTu1Flc4m-sdUgrb4k4StfbMSPCuujSyYV3=w385-h263" width="385" /></a></div><br /></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;">
<em>… j’an ékrirais ainci pandant l’anèe antière. </em></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><em>Cet egsample sufi. De nou ke la plupar </em></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><em>D’éqrire l’aurthografe adopte une manière </em></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><em>Et vous m’an diré de bones nouvèles. Kar </em></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><span style="color: #9999ff;"><br /></span></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;">
<span style="color: #9999ff;">Je veu bien avaler aveq une ceringue </span></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><span style="color: #9999ff;">Dézormai tou le vain ke je boi sans répi, </span></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><span style="color: #9999ff;">Ci ho jourdojourdui kelkun de vou dix tingue </span></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><span style="color: #9999ff;">Les verts d’Anribornié de la prause à Delpi. </span></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><em><br /></em></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><span style="color: #9999ff;"></span><em>Ce n’est rien sil sagi de cé deu peaux ligrafe, </em></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><em>Ça va cent dire ; mai n’étil pa bien sévert </em></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><em>De vouloir ke Sarceys è la même orrtografe </em></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><em>Que l’empereur Gauthier ou le pape Flaubert !</em></span><em> </em></div><div align="center"><strong><span style="color: red; font-family: verdana;"><br /></span></strong></div><div align="center"><strong><span style="color: red; font-family: verdana;"><br /></span></strong></div><div align="center"><strong><span style="color: red; font-family: verdana;"><br /></span></strong></div><div align="center">
<strong><span style="color: red; font-family: georgia; font-size: medium;">RAOUL PONCHON</span></strong></div><div align="center"><span style="color: #ffcc00; font-family: times; font-size: medium;">le Courrier Français
</span></div><div align="center"><span style="color: #ffcc00; font-family: times; font-size: medium;">01 déc. 1889</span></div><div align="center"><span style="color: black; font-size: 85%;">.</span></div><div align="center"><span style="color: black; font-size: 85%;">.</span></div>Raoul Ponchonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11852685431126121446noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4754910888252601151.post-87826378336573659322022-02-19T06:17:00.014+01:002022-04-08T17:40:43.725+02:00<p style="text-align: center;"><br /></p><blockquote style="border: none; margin: 0px 0px 0px 40px; padding: 0px;"><p style="text-align: center;"> <span style="font-family: georgia;"><span style="color: #ffd966; font-size: x-large;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;">R</span></span></span></span></span><span style="color: #f1c232; font-size: x-large;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;">AOUL PONCHON </span></span></span></span></span></span><i style="font-family: georgia;"><span style="color: red; font-size: x-large;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;">C</span></span></span></span></span><span style="color: #f1c232; font-size: x-large;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;">O</span></span></span></span></span><span style="color: #3d85c6; font-size: x-large;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;">L</span></span></span></span></span><span style="color: #f1c232; font-size: x-large;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;">O</span></span></span></span></span><span style="color: #38761d; font-size: x-large;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;"><span style="vertical-align: inherit;">R</span></span></span></span></span><span style="color: #f1c232; 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font-size: x-large; font-style: italic; text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: times;">Photo prise par son ami Jean Richepin </span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; font-size: x-large; font-style: italic; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; font-size: x-large; font-style: italic; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEhg5a5YfDvmLuGQeVCV-xu1r7AGtNB9gIqArC56FAZDaIxTIK6WnsKm1Dgw75mSSMNPHEGrqboaysqK_xbPr1f1qxG_Y1xA_hqYPf1QQfEbCcZ7iFjBr46nBSE6JHcBNnDFwxqvYmhYTinZa6PcizOJS5xTpDo-GlfXKWQ23XOFrBZhqVACkfdfBdMm=s508" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="508" data-original-width="390" height="480" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEhg5a5YfDvmLuGQeVCV-xu1r7AGtNB9gIqArC56FAZDaIxTIK6WnsKm1Dgw75mSSMNPHEGrqboaysqK_xbPr1f1qxG_Y1xA_hqYPf1QQfEbCcZ7iFjBr46nBSE6JHcBNnDFwxqvYmhYTinZa6PcizOJS5xTpDo-GlfXKWQ23XOFrBZhqVACkfdfBdMm=w369-h480" width="369" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; font-size: x-large; font-style: italic; text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: times;">avec Jean Richepin</span></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; font-size: x-large; font-style: italic; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEhBnO7CcCGRXY4jlCENsiZz4WhiIzZEzX3hwqcBiIIoVUbYLqAeJlsWO55poFCz6a1Xwtp7UpMGQ1fsF8MHtVPC0_cWUdQ3PSC6ZiehKu6MV7rsvwNQPUBOUVy0jyKTTCuzQFljUqjsgtZtfDv0gK3fWVTXsP1ogsKN0STUuH2DHvGWQyJlJ7U8CjVm=s854" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="653" data-original-width="854" height="402" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEhBnO7CcCGRXY4jlCENsiZz4WhiIzZEzX3hwqcBiIIoVUbYLqAeJlsWO55poFCz6a1Xwtp7UpMGQ1fsF8MHtVPC0_cWUdQ3PSC6ZiehKu6MV7rsvwNQPUBOUVy0jyKTTCuzQFljUqjsgtZtfDv0gK3fWVTXsP1ogsKN0STUuH2DHvGWQyJlJ7U8CjVm=w526-h402" width="526" /></a></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; font-size: x-large; font-style: italic; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEhzFQvVL2AkrXK3Zoo6OIxU31gPi93j57nLdNv_dP5UrF803UeVgdiabzVvoByKEvRV3saEYMehvWtVsWDaG3QgXJvS82dIRCYTQxKYBRxYMdtVJ5lnRH-ei9-SPRGWaKltgUg3ShRjkXhTzQXsq9nO4C3A3vW0RZAZDMLdgXxymhxmeApNf5u_EDKP=s925" style="margin-left: 1em; 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<em><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;">Ce fut dur au commencement.<br />Mettez-vous à ma place.<br />Quand on a du tempérament,<br />C'est la pire disgrâce<br /><br /><span style="color: #9999ff;">Que de rester sans travailler.<br />C'est dire, en quelque sorte<br />Au fer : tâche de te rouiller ;<br />A la vie : sois morte.</span></span></em></div>
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<em><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;">Pourtant petit à petit, je<br />Me mis à rien faire.<br />Et puis je pris goût à ce jeu<br />De moins en moins sévère.<br /><br /><span style="color: #9999ff;">Aujourd'hui plus mûri, plus fort,<br />J'ai fait de la paresse<br />Mon travail favori, mon sport,<br />Le seul qui m'intéresse.</span></span></em></div>
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<em><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;">Je ne suis pas de ces feignants<br />Pourtant, à domicile,<br />Indécrottables, répugnants,<br />Véritables fossiles ;</span></em><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjbuiUNm8_9RXGQAA0EOzc8REmh-BrYVjIhUXNF1M9TOe3HL54na3yrACEoJDLdXnGUsdVlA3aOp9pGCqqF0ujIgAAz9vXMS5HFvhfFIY7AvD9KoxtMb_q_neKZkxiushnJAsMQKEHmF2Y7/s1600-h/Alexandre_le_bienheureux-001.jpg"><em><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"></span></em></a><em><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><br /><span style="color: #9999ff;"></span></span></em><br />
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<em><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;">Il est feignant et voilà tout.<br />Il l'est sans conscience.<br />Il se trouve aussi bien partout.<br />C'est presque une science<br /><br /><span style="color: #9999ff;">Que la paresse. Un paresseux,<br />A la rigueur, peut être<br />Actif à ses moments oiseux,<br />Et vif comme un salpêtre.</span></span></em></div>
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<em><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;">De même l'on voit un poltron<br />Au sein d'une bataille<br />Frapper comme un vrai bûcheron<br />Et d'estoc et de taille.<br /><br /><span style="color: #9999ff;">Le feignant est toujours feignant.<br />Le feignant est un lâche,<br />Toujours gnan-gnan, toujours geignant,<br />San espoir ni relâche.</span></span></em><br />
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<em><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;">Le paresseux peut quelquefois<br />Poursuivre un noble rêve.<br />Il aime les champs et les bois,<br />Il adore les grèves.<br /><br /><span style="color: #9999ff;">Il est volontiers comme le<br />Héros d'Eugène Sue<br />Il jusques à devenir bleu<br />Travaille, peine et sue</span></span></em><br />
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<em><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;">Pendant des mois, pendant des ans,<br />Pour plus tard, ô sagesse !<br />Jouir des plaisirs si plaisants<br />Que donne la paresse.<br /><br /><span style="color: #9999ff;">Je voudrais bien le faire aussi<br />Mais, malgré mon intrigue,<br />Rien que pour écrire ceci<br />Je suis mort de fatigue.</span></span></em><span style="color: #9999ff;"><br /></span><br />
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<span style="color: red;"><em><strong><span style="font-family: Times, "Times New Roman", serif; font-size: large;">Que j’aime à voir autour de cette table<br />Des sommeliers, encor des sommeliers ;<br />Au monde il n’est rien de plus respectable<br />Qu’un sommelier, sinon deux sommeliers.</span></strong></em></span></div>
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<span style="color: red;"><em><strong><span style="font-family: Times, "Times New Roman", serif; font-size: large;">Entre tous les métiers que l’on répute<br />Le vôtre, amis, est pour moi le premier ;<br />Si je n’étais simple joueur de flûte,<br />Je voudrais être un digne sommelier.</span></strong></em><em><strong><span style="color: white;"><br /></span></strong></em></span></div>
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<span style="color: red;"><em><strong><span style="color: white; font-family: Times, "Times New Roman", serif; font-size: large;">Au temps jadis, quand les rois tenaient tables<br />Et qu’ils savaient boire comme des dieux,<br />Les sommeliers étaient grands connétables.<br />Et les celliers ne s’en portaient que mieux.</span></strong></em></span></div>
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<span style="color: red;"><em><strong><span style="font-family: Times, "Times New Roman", serif; font-size: large;">Le moindre vin lui donne la colique.<br />Que voulez-vous qu’on boive chez Loubet ?</span></strong></em><em><strong><span style="color: white;"></span></strong></em></span><br />
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<span style="color: red;"><em><strong><span style="color: white; font-family: Times, "Times New Roman", serif; font-size: large;">On voit aussi des médecins en vogue<br />Recommander à nos petits boyaux<br />De l’eau, du lait et d’autres sales drogues…<br />Est-il permis de pareils idiots ?…</span></strong></em></span></div>
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<span style="color: red;"><em><strong><span style="font-family: Times, "Times New Roman", serif; font-size: large;">La France, hélas ! deviendrait chose morte<br />S’il fallait croire en ces hurluberlus.<br />Zut pour leur eau, que leur eau les emporte !<br />Et nous, buvons du vin quatre fois plus.</span></strong></em></span><span style="color: white;"><em><strong><br /></strong></em></span><br />
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<span style="color: #e69138; font-family: Times, "Times New Roman", serif; font-size: large;">Buvons nos vins jusqu’à ce qu’on en crève,</span><br />
<span style="color: #e69138; font-family: Times, "Times New Roman", serif; font-size: large;">Le fin Bordeaux qui fleure le printemps,</span><br />
<span style="color: #e69138; font-family: Times, "Times New Roman", serif; font-size: large;">Le Bourguignon en qui monte la sève,</span><br />
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<em><strong><span style="font-size: 130%;"><span style="color: white; font-family: Times, "Times New Roman", serif; font-size: large;">Versez-nous-les toujours à pleine amphore,<br />O sommeliers ! Tous ces vins que voici.<br />Et puissiez-vous nous en verser encore<br />Et du meilleur dans cinquante ans d’ici.</span></span></strong></em><br />
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<span style="color: #f6b26b; font-family: Times, "Times New Roman", serif; font-size: large;">Car quoi que puisse en penser le vulgaire,<br />Comme l’a dit si bien… Chose… Machin…<br />Le plus beau geste, à coup sûr, de la terre<br />C’est de verser à boire à son prochain.</span><span style="font-size: 130%;"></span><br />
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<em><strong><span style="font-size: 130%;"><span style="color: white; font-family: Times, "Times New Roman", serif; font-size: large;">Mon Dieu, parfois, en des cafés notables<br />Votre patron qui vous le dit tout bas,<br />Vous fait servir des choses discutables,<br />Dont, grâce à Dieu, vous, vous ne buvez pas…</span></span></strong></em><br />
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<span style="color: #6aa84f; font-family: Times, "Times New Roman", serif; font-size: large;">Le voyez-vous qui pétille et qui bouge ?<br />Il n’en est pas ainsi des milliers.<br />Vive donc le G.H. Mumm Cordon rouge !</span></div>
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<span style="color: red;"><span style="color: white; font-family: Times, "Times New Roman", serif; font-size: large;"><span style="color: #6aa84f;">Vive Jourdan et tous les sommeliers</span> !</span></span></div>
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</div>Raoul Ponchonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11852685431126121446noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4754910888252601151.post-11800445653726414632022-02-16T00:08:00.003+01:002022-02-17T20:16:32.580+01:00<div align="center"><br /></div><div align="center"><br /></div><div align="center"><span style="color: #ff9900; font-family: times new roman; font-size: 180%;"><strong>MARCHÉ D'IVROGNES</strong></span></div><div align="center"><span style="color: black;">.</span>
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<span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><strong><span style="color: #ff6666;"><br /></span></strong></span><div><div style="text-align: center;"><strong style="font-family: "times new roman"; font-size: 130%;"><span style="color: #ff6666;">La Terre est faite pour tourner </span></strong></div><div><div style="text-align: center;"><strong style="font-family: "times new roman"; font-size: 130%;"><span style="color: #ff6666;">Puisqu’elle tourne ; </span></strong></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><strong><span style="color: #ff6666;">Le maquereau pour arriver </span></strong></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><strong><span style="color: #ff6666;">Puisqu’il arrive. </span></strong></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><strong><span style="color: #ff6666;"><br /></span></strong></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;">
<span style="color: #ccccff;">As-tu jamais vu un ivrogne </span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><span style="color: #ccccff;">Dire : j’ai trop bu. </span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><span style="color: #ccccff;">Tu me verrais plutôt moi-même </span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><span style="color: #ccccff;">Boire de l’eau. </span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><span style="color: #ccccff;"><br /></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;">
<span style="color: #ff6666;"><strong>Entends-tu mes cheveux qui frisent </strong></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><span style="color: #ff6666;"><strong>Dessus mon front ? </strong></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><span style="color: #ff6666;"><strong>Entends-tu aussi dans ma bourse </strong></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><span style="color: #ff6666;"><strong>Hurler le diable ?</strong></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><span style="color: #ccccff;"><br /></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><span style="color: #ff6666;"><strong></strong></span><span style="color: #ccccff;">Va, tu ne peux rester en place, </span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><span style="color: #ccccff;">Puisque tout marche ; </span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><span style="color: #ccccff;">Si tu n’as pas de pieds, peut-être </span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><span style="color: #ccccff;">As-tu des mains ? </span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><strong><span style="color: #ff6666;"><br /></span></strong></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><span style="color: #ccccff;"></span><strong><span style="color: #ff6666;">Si tu n’as pas de mains non plus </span></strong></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><strong><span style="color: #ff6666;">Va te promener ; </span></strong></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><strong><span style="color: #ff6666;">Tu vois que de toute manière </span></strong></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><strong><span style="color: #ff6666;">Il faut aller. </span></strong></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><span style="color: #ccccff;"><br /></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;">
<span style="color: #ccccff;">Tu ne t’arrêteras, te dis-je, </span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><span style="color: #ccccff;">Que pour mourir ; </span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><span style="color: #ccccff;">Même tu bougeras encore </span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><span style="color: #ccccff;">Dans ton tombeau.</span></span></div><div><span style="color: #ccccff; font-family: times new roman;"><span style="font-size: 20.8px;"><br /></span></span><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><span style="color: #ccccff;"></span></span><div align="center"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiXJAGQgnf90BxQekKghAj6GGDkJsRlo9Y5WAEyYo7XHj7CNEtx4GdeLYomcLdthAgDbdmnKuPpx6jv_Hb2RENkzn3fFD1jID2BdMWp6mY5U3G0-5R01n09sOMGqbIyCWjJpjm4JLgq4OA/s1600-h/poivrot_p2_q20.jpg"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><img alt="" border="0" height="360" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5244595648626545394" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiXJAGQgnf90BxQekKghAj6GGDkJsRlo9Y5WAEyYo7XHj7CNEtx4GdeLYomcLdthAgDbdmnKuPpx6jv_Hb2RENkzn3fFD1jID2BdMWp6mY5U3G0-5R01n09sOMGqbIyCWjJpjm4JLgq4OA/s400/poivrot_p2_q20.jpg" style="cursor: hand; display: block; height: 360px; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; width: 282px;" width="288" /></span></a><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;">
<strong><span style="color: #ff6666;"><br /></span></strong></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><strong><span style="color: #ff6666;">Quand tu mets dans une bouteille </span></strong></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><strong><span style="color: #ff6666;">Des hannetons, </span></strong></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><strong><span style="color: #ff6666;">Les canards viennent la pousser </span></strong></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><strong><span style="color: #ff6666;">Avec leur bec.</span></strong></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><strong><span style="color: #ff6666;"><br /></span></strong></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><strong><span style="color: #ff6666;"></span></strong><span style="color: #ccccff;">Certes, si tu tombes toujours </span></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><span style="color: #ccccff;">Au même endroit, </span></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><span style="color: #ccccff;">T</span></span><span style="color: #ccccff; font-family: "times new roman"; font-size: 130%; text-align: left;">u finiras par faire un trou</span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><span style="color: #ccccff;"> Pour l’enterrer. </span></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><span style="color: #ccccff;"><br /></span></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;">
<strong><span style="color: #ff6666;">Mieux vaut être mort que pas né, </span></strong></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><strong><span style="color: #ff6666;">Vivant que mort : </span></strong></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><strong><span style="color: #ff6666;">Quand on est vivant l’on va boire </span></strong></span></div><div align="center"><strong style="font-family: "times new roman"; font-size: 130%; text-align: left;"><span style="color: #ff6666;">Car on a soif.</span></strong></div><div align="center"><strong style="font-family: "times new roman"; font-size: 130%; text-align: left;"><span style="color: #ff6666;"> </span></strong></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: "times new roman"; font-size: 130%; text-align: left;">
</span><span style="color: #ccccff; font-family: "times new roman"; font-size: 130%; text-align: left;">On a soif, et voilà pourquoi </span></div><div align="center"><span style="color: #ccccff; font-family: "times new roman"; font-size: 130%; text-align: left;">La Providence </span></div><div align="center"><span style="color: #ccccff; font-family: "times new roman"; font-size: 130%; text-align: left;">A pris soin de mettre partout </span></div><div align="center"><span style="color: #ccccff; font-family: "times new roman"; font-size: 130%; text-align: left;">Des ’chands de vins. </span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><strong><span style="color: #ff6666;"><br /></span></strong></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><span style="color: #ccccff;"></span><strong><span style="color: #ff6666;">Le plus beau geste de la terre </span></strong></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><strong><span style="color: #ff6666;">Est de porter </span></strong></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><strong><span style="color: #ff6666;">Un verre de vin à ses lèvres : </span></strong></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><strong><span style="color: #ff6666;">Chacun sait ça.</span></strong></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><strong><span style="color: #ff6666;"><br /></span></strong></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><strong><span style="color: #ff6666;"></span></strong><span style="color: #ccccff;">Cours, le nuage ne s’arrête </span></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><span style="color: #ccccff;">Que pour pleuvoir. </span></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><span style="color: #ccccff;">Ivrogne, que si tu t’arrêtes </span></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><span style="color: #ccccff;">Ce soit pour boire. </span></span></div><div align="center"><span style="color: #ff9900; font-family: verdana;"><strong><br /></strong></span></div><div align="center"><br /></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: georgia; font-size: medium;"><span>
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<span style="color: #ff9900;"><strong>RAOUL PONCHON</strong></span></span></div><div align="center">
<span style="font-size: medium;"><span>Le Courrier Français
29 janv. 1888</span>
<span style="color: black;">.</span></span></div><span style="color: black;">.</span></div></div></div><div><span style="color: black;"><br /></span></div><div><span style="color: black;"><br /></span></div>Raoul Ponchonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11852685431126121446noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4754910888252601151.post-54155016274783959552021-12-22T07:26:00.001+01:002021-12-22T14:15:17.849+01:00<div align="left"><span style="color: black;">.</span></div><div align="left"><span style="color: black;">.</span></div><div align="left"><span style="color: black;">.</span></div><div align="center"><span style="color: #9999ff; font-family: times new roman; font-size: x-large;">LES NOËLS de RAOUL PONCHON</span></div><div align="left"><span style="color: black;">.</span><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5148535663419774546" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjc-oXKSC6LkDtrKJhyUJgzwkJYHyzMNpdRBoTTD5bQHDDGsFMdMVu5WoyQeAYKuLsZBLP2IxkcBtkqIbnBTjGqD0HLm2Fx7P3nSWkdzwOlj1ip1azgeMoqIPCgFune3Pep37RGfd3ORLY/s400/Scan10003.JPG" style="cursor: hand; display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center;" /></div><p align="center"><br /></p><p align="center"><i><span style="font-size: x-large;">A offrir</span></i></p>Raoul Ponchonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11852685431126121446noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4754910888252601151.post-76676800450444042882021-05-16T06:59:00.001+02:002021-05-16T19:26:21.842+02:00<span style="color: black;">.<br />.<br />.</span><br /><div align="center"><span style="color: #9999ff; font-family: times new roman; font-size: 180%;">PREVOIR !</span></div><span style="color: black;">.<br /></span><div align="center"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg6j1gmNMCXHfCs9DlImNJSJ7ovjB4-u3igWHJ-CmamWGbj2uirpJrn0B131WvwLH0vIjsfxUq4rB66kPaLg5uv9N2DxEjKKzFUBcipsuya171ke_IklVKO3R8wozxDQu7-aAF1gN9KEA4/s1600-h/augias.jpg"><img alt="" border="0" height="343" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5218648361935121042" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg6j1gmNMCXHfCs9DlImNJSJ7ovjB4-u3igWHJ-CmamWGbj2uirpJrn0B131WvwLH0vIjsfxUq4rB66kPaLg5uv9N2DxEjKKzFUBcipsuya171ke_IklVKO3R8wozxDQu7-aAF1gN9KEA4/s400/augias.jpg" style="cursor: hand; display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center;" width="275" /></a><span style="color: #ffcccc;"><br /></span><span style="color: #ff9900; font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><em><span style="color: #ffcccc;">Paris est si vite fangeux,<br />Par temps de pluie ou temps neigeux,<br />Qu’auprès de lui les écuries<br />D’Augias, en l’Antiquité,<br />Célèbres pour leur saleté,<br />N’étaient que pelouses fleuries.</span><br /><br />Si bien que le Parisien<br />Encore que stoïcien,<br />Sent, à la fin, l’hydrophobie<br />Petit à petit l’envahir,<br />Et n’a qu’un désir, c’est de fuir<br />Vers quelque âpre Sénégambie.<br /><br /><span style="color: #ffcccc;">Vous allez voir, à ce propos,<br />Nos conseillers municipaux,<br />Un jour de cette ordure vile,<br />Et leur dites : « O conseillers !<br />N’est-ce donc pas vous qui veillez<br />A la propreté de la Ville ?<br /></span><br />« Si fait. Et pourquoi hissez-vous<br />Cette boue où jusqu’aux genoux<br />Toute une journée on enfonce ?<br />Où sont vos boueux ? Vos balais ?…<br />Que disent-ils ?… Ecoutez-les,<br />C’est toujours la même réponse.<br /><br /></em></span><div align="center"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh7nVg0R65rfnu6572cYC72oNCvLbbrQgzLS2Bo2tQ1IKBRHplegxWxmqpeMh4ZzRckoiy-aKqBNXhJLtMu3UjdtGtYxdYbVDcEq8m4yIWqfydqjiaSB_543nBJhbfqiwicfpmcXw0_X7E/s1600-h/1005balayeurs_desert_bdv03.jpg"><span style="color: #ff9900; font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><em><img alt="" border="0" height="287" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5218648272706235698" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh7nVg0R65rfnu6572cYC72oNCvLbbrQgzLS2Bo2tQ1IKBRHplegxWxmqpeMh4ZzRckoiy-aKqBNXhJLtMu3UjdtGtYxdYbVDcEq8m4yIWqfydqjiaSB_543nBJhbfqiwicfpmcXw0_X7E/s400/1005balayeurs_desert_bdv03.jpg" style="cursor: hand; display: block; height: 246px; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; width: 257px;" width="257" /></em></span></a><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><em><span style="color: #ff9900;"><br /><span style="color: #ffcccc;">« Nous sommes pris au dépourvu,<br />Ce temps-là n’était pas prévu.<br />Que diable ! On n’est pas des sorcières. »<br />Evidemment, c’est à noter.<br />Mais faut-il donc nous contenter<br />De défaites aussi grossières ?<br /><br /></span>Mais votre tout premier devoir<br />Est précisément de prévoir<br />Non pas le beau temps, mais le pire,<br />Et d’y parer. A cet égard,<br />On était, même à Vaugirard<br />Beaucoup mieux servi sous l’Empire.<br /><br /><span style="color: #ffcccc;">Il est inutile, en effet,<br />De constater le temps qu’il fait,<br />Faut prévoir celui qu’il peut faire,<br />Et surtout, en cette saison<br />D’hiver, pleine de trahisons,<br />Qui turlututu notre atmosphère.<br /></span><br /></span><strong><span style="color: #cc0000;">*<br />* <span style="color: black;">...</span>*</span><br /></strong><br /></em></span><div align="center"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEioe0BBFZKLVe186SNK5Yopiw9ziggZj4Jw6MMXImn3wXi3odRAhYzc_7iaYU1tjrnEAuJ37TFlQb3Xoq-5E-8oaMx3DnneGTwIiXgjHbBj-r4iE9JunorZz1SQoFI-34RhZLjwG8uc6iA/s1600-h/quai_bethune_g-2.jpg"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><em><img alt="" border="0" height="324" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5218648215099833378" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEioe0BBFZKLVe186SNK5Yopiw9ziggZj4Jw6MMXImn3wXi3odRAhYzc_7iaYU1tjrnEAuJ37TFlQb3Xoq-5E-8oaMx3DnneGTwIiXgjHbBj-r4iE9JunorZz1SQoFI-34RhZLjwG8uc6iA/s400/quai_bethune_g-2.jpg" style="cursor: hand; display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center;" width="283" /></em></span></a><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><em><br /><span style="color: #ff9900;">Prenons une autre question…<br />Celle de l’inondation,<br />Par exemple - mêmes histoires ;<br />Ils ont pris des précautions,<br />Je l’affirme, sous caution,<br />Mais uniquement… oratoires !<br /><br /></span><span style="color: #ffcccc;">Voyez la Seine, en ce moment,<br />Monte, et comme précédemment<br />Son lit n’est pas assez concave ;<br />Elle va bientôt divaguer,<br />Il sera beau de l’endiguer<br />Quand elle sera dans nos caves !<br /><br /></span><span style="color: #cc0000;"><strong>*<br />* <span style="color: black;">...</span>*</strong></span><br /><br /></em></span><div align="center"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg1EfKc8mbg7TQYY_Db2h1CfRc6qzdwQaghUyTJttz9FwEQuWlMqxzl0_F6040RiEZn8RhsVoRLYvKOPaIrJxVn-J-EfAmUC3bBi16_A7Xyoy6Q0YJ31gf_uP_s4d3M1Il4ajxQdY6TL3w/s1600-h/800px-Divine_Comedy__Dante__08_.jpg"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><em><img alt="" border="0" height="305" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5218648113825531074" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg1EfKc8mbg7TQYY_Db2h1CfRc6qzdwQaghUyTJttz9FwEQuWlMqxzl0_F6040RiEZn8RhsVoRLYvKOPaIrJxVn-J-EfAmUC3bBi16_A7Xyoy6Q0YJ31gf_uP_s4d3M1Il4ajxQdY6TL3w/s400/800px-Divine_Comedy__Dante__08_.jpg" style="cursor: hand; display: block; height: 280px; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; width: 185px;" width="203" /></em></span></a><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><em><br /><span style="color: #ff9900;"><span style="color: #ffcccc;">Mais, que voulez-vous ? ces messieurs<br />Sont d’eux-mêmes plus soucieux<br />Que nos multitudes viles ;<br />Aussi se sont-ils augmentés,<br />A l’instar de nos députés,<br />Pour nous conserver des édiles ;<br /></span><br />Cela rappelle ce vilain<br />Et dantesque sire Ugolin,<br />Muré dans une tour sévère,<br />Qui, plutôt que mourir de faim,<br />Dévora ses enfants afin<br />De leur conserver leur vieux père.<br /></span><br /></em></span><br /><strong><span style="color: #cc0000;">RAOUL PONCHON<br /></span></strong><span style="font-size: 85%;">Le Journal<br />12 janv. 1914</span><br /><br /><br /></div></div></div></div>Raoul Ponchonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11852685431126121446noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4754910888252601151.post-6431883530520986632021-05-15T19:36:00.001+02:002022-02-26T05:22:36.648+01:00<p style="text-align: center;"> </p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; 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font-family: georgia; font-size: 180%;">L'ILE AUX RICHES</span></em><br />.</span> </div><div align="center"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhfavBTJFV-RZY-9MyUrwQfsqlocYZgwGWFquSTUOvLLxkrn1HZmRghHgPSE3czBMjvcyW6sUu800gsPIgsMGVtVxNAlLd53b9IFxx254L8XxFRbKWNO5omprWoVpeZm32HkOQa3l_WEZE/s1600-h/Ile20de20France20leaving20NY.jpg"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><em><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5118863783081181922" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhfavBTJFV-RZY-9MyUrwQfsqlocYZgwGWFquSTUOvLLxkrn1HZmRghHgPSE3czBMjvcyW6sUu800gsPIgsMGVtVxNAlLd53b9IFxx254L8XxFRbKWNO5omprWoVpeZm32HkOQa3l_WEZE/s400/Ile20de20France20leaving20NY.jpg" style="cursor: hand; display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center;" /></em></span></a><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><em><br /><span style="color: #9999ff;"><strong>Il est une île par le monde<br />Où tant de confortable abonde<br />Que c'en est vraiment dégoûtant.<br /></strong></span>Elle est, cette île chimérique,<br />Sise non loin de l'Amérique,<br />Ce pays des orangs-outangs.<br /><br />Ses habitants sont des compères<br />Qui, toujours heureux et prospères,<br />Dans les pétroles et les lards<br />Ont fait, comme l'on dit, leur beurre<br />Et qui jouissent à cette heure<br />D'un nombre absurde de dollars.<br /><br /><span style="color: #9999ff;">C'est... Vanderbilt le magnifique...<br />Mackay, la caisse apoplectique...<br />Gould dont le nom signifie Or ;<br />C'est ce cher Rockfeller encore<br />Dit le Coffre-fort-qui-s'ignore...<br />C'est l'âpre Cushing... c'est Astor !...<br /><br />Loin de ces richards que l'or crêve<br />Se chiffrant au delà du rêve<br />Si l'on n'en dit que la moitié,<br />Il parait que Rothschild lui-même<br />N'est qu'un détestable bohème<br />Dont la misère fait pitié.</span><br /><br />Donc, en cette île fortunée,<br />Pendant quelque mois de l'année,<br />Tous ces nababs et ces Crésus<br />Se retirent loin de l'Affaire...<br />Je veux dire loin des affaires,<br />Des mines d'or, des omnibus.<br /><br />Ils habitent des palais rares<br />Qui ne sont qu'onyx et carrares,<br />Et réunissent à ce point<br />Les derniers cris du confortable<br />Que tu leur foutrais pour étable...<br />Rambouillet, ils n'en voudraient point.<br /><br /></em></span><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhQgawaauMR1iGxjY0CsfWQ5BZjw8ebzTdINiIzl5LJAV-k1CihOOpdL89TK1SWIATz_hLbSJLG0tzV61xCLuZfEEmkzrOkw7HWT8NWFmxOencZPqKiq0ocYmhyphenhyphen1tk21yg_c7wUdpuraKA/s1600-h/IS20Venise188458_L3.jpg"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><em><img alt="" border="0" height="312" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5118863684296934098" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhQgawaauMR1iGxjY0CsfWQ5BZjw8ebzTdINiIzl5LJAV-k1CihOOpdL89TK1SWIATz_hLbSJLG0tzV61xCLuZfEEmkzrOkw7HWT8NWFmxOencZPqKiq0ocYmhyphenhyphen1tk21yg_c7wUdpuraKA/s400/IS20Venise188458_L3.jpg" style="cursor: hand; display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center;" width="374" /></em></span></a><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><em><br /><span style="color: #9999ff;">Et qu'y font-ils de leurs journées ?<br />Les distractions sont bornées,<br />Voire même en ce métier-là,<br />Et sur cette terre promise.<br />Que voulez-vous que je vous dise ?...<br />Ils mènent un grand tralala...<br /><br />Ils y virent et tournevirent,<br />Pour avoir tout ce qu'ils désirent<br />Leur suffit d'un geste - dit-on :<br />Si même il leur prend fantaisie<br />De faire de la poésie,<br />Ils n'ont qu'à tourner un bouton.<br /><br /><span style="color: #cccccc;">Ils dorment, ils boivent, ils mangent...<br />Se grattent où ça leur démange,<br />Que diable vous faut-il de plus ?<br />Ils fument d'énormes cigares,<br />Probable, sans vous crier gare,<br />Et chantent en choeur lanturlu.<br /></span><br />Et pour ce qui est de la chose ?...<br />Non. Point de femmes, et pour cause.<br />Ils n'y pensent pas seulement.<br />Car puisqu'ils viennent dans leur île<br />Justement pour être tranquilles<br />Ca ne serait pas le moment.<br /><br />Leur exil point ne les empêche<br />De recevoir mainte dépêche<br />De temps en temps, qui parle d'or,<br />Qui leur apprend que leur fortune,<br />Pendant qu'ils bayaient à la lune<br />Vient de fructifier encor.<br /><br /></span></em></span><div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiUyrYbiTcHnXqrftUUThO9ABpXmUWI4HDZNAstapeiHYapg4Hwld33XpugDOXB1ilats0OK7bJ8PLLJn3iUX2gZ6jMWBjJvHnyIHx1T88LdyzVOLL3X2dttiWHOA4mN97d0yfNFXoBQwc/s1600-h/6169_full.jpg"><span style="color: #9999ff; font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><em><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5118863585512686274" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiUyrYbiTcHnXqrftUUThO9ABpXmUWI4HDZNAstapeiHYapg4Hwld33XpugDOXB1ilats0OK7bJ8PLLJn3iUX2gZ6jMWBjJvHnyIHx1T88LdyzVOLL3X2dttiWHOA4mN97d0yfNFXoBQwc/s400/6169_full.jpg" style="cursor: hand; display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center;" /></em></span></a><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><em><br />Certains d'entre eux se réunissent ;<br />Ca n'est pas qu'ils s'en réjouissent,<br />C'est pour jouer au pick-pocker ;<br />Et comme le seul but, je pense<br />De ces messieurs est la dépense,<br />Celui qui perd est le vainqueur.<br /><br />Il en est d'autres plus moroses,<br />Inaccessibles à ces proses.<br />Assis à l'ombre d'un bouleau,<br />Ils plongent de leurs mains distraites<br />Dans un sac rempli de pépettes<br />Et font des ricochets sur l'eau...<br /><br /><br /></em><span style="color: #ffcc33;">RAOUL PONCHON<br /></span><span style="color: #6666cc; font-size: 85%;">le Journal<br />30 janv. 1899</span><br /><em><br /></em></span><div></div></div></div>Raoul Ponchonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11852685431126121446noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4754910888252601151.post-84890615576047167762021-01-09T19:59:00.009+01:002021-01-16T18:06:16.931+01:00<div align="center"><span style="color: red; font-family: times new roman; font-size: 180%;">TE DEUS LAUDANUM</span></div><div align="center"><br /></div><div align="center"><span style="color: red; font-family: times new roman; font-size: 180%;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgtN0hMhNVUWGFwwVlnK2wh3rpAwKLrj_ckt70ieRq4ol-7gzcSiRy4ar2gCxZkR1TooagWsWtg_DWXX33_BxEA4pJZBsdi4Kf_hqFWP_tw7WN2A41FJ3ZoOB_6un6HByvclGiB5FyQB_A/s681/album-reutlinger-de-portraits-divers-vol.-23.png" style="font-family: "Times New Roman"; font-size: medium; margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="681" data-original-width="492" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgtN0hMhNVUWGFwwVlnK2wh3rpAwKLrj_ckt70ieRq4ol-7gzcSiRy4ar2gCxZkR1TooagWsWtg_DWXX33_BxEA4pJZBsdi4Kf_hqFWP_tw7WN2A41FJ3ZoOB_6un6HByvclGiB5FyQB_A/w462-h640/album-reutlinger-de-portraits-divers-vol.-23.png" width="462" /></a></span></div><div align="center"><br /></div><div align="center"><span style="font-size: large;">Liane de Pougy, courtisane et danseuse, "<i>cocotte</i>" de la Belle Époque, </span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-size: large;">sut faire parler d'elle.</span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-size: large;">Trompée par son amant, elle "aurait" voulu mettre fin à ses jours... </span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-size: large;">Raoul Ponchon ne manque pas d'ironie à son propos...</span></div><div align="center"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi-bG3aHL5sPvkObo_KkJ_qqNUsCwZNXkO3tOT012cYufPGbIKuNMSH29hZB4lD915ZjwQt3uJ957BYxUKBav59UB2UyjAcd90UXTRwi_C8VI5ZBPzK6HqPImehV0Wp7XGYC7L_sRopPxY/s509/fgdf.JPG" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="387" data-original-width="509" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi-bG3aHL5sPvkObo_KkJ_qqNUsCwZNXkO3tOT012cYufPGbIKuNMSH29hZB4lD915ZjwQt3uJ957BYxUKBav59UB2UyjAcd90UXTRwi_C8VI5ZBPzK6HqPImehV0Wp7XGYC7L_sRopPxY/s320/fgdf.JPG" width="320" /></a></div></div><h1 style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: #cc0000;"><span style="font-family: georgia; font-size: small;">______________</span><span style="font-size: 13.6px;">______________________</span></span></b></h1><p></p><div align="center"><span style="font-size: 85%;"><strong><span style="color: #cccccc;"><br /></span></strong></span></div><div align="center"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg136gJZ4kOMR6MwK5LG2nBAfSo55NHOx_rojSKZEwIbuOIRdZkWT5kqfak668OOyjhCBBFoU7XtSywkyYOTDf7lBLegYGfaNFjiJJx8vV9-CaKj__1aLBY20phQTBOW00MriJf64UH7BY/s1600-h/Laudanum_by_Kaotika.jpg"></a>
<span style="font-size: 85%;"><strong><span style="color: #cccccc;">La mort, une femme blanche, un peu maigre…</span> </strong></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-size: 85%;"><strong><span style="color: #999999;">(Chateaubriand. Mémoires d’O.T.)</span></strong></span> </div><div align="center"><br /></div><div align="center"><br /></div><div align="center">
<span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><strong><span style="color: #9999ff;">Liane de Pougy, reine des élégances </span></strong></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><strong><span style="color: #9999ff;">Et des jeux et des Ris,<a href="http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liane_de_Pougy"><span style="color: red;"> *</span></a> </span></strong></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><strong><span style="color: #9999ff;">Des excentricités et des extravagances, </span></strong></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><strong><span style="color: #9999ff;">Idole de Paris ; </span></strong></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><em><span style="color: #ffcc00;"><br /></span></em></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><strong><span style="color: #9999ff;"></span></strong><em><span style="color: #ffcc00;">Vous qui semblez un lys délicat sur sa tige </span></em></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><em><span style="color: #ffcc00;">Qu’un souffle briserait ; </span></em></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><em><span style="color: #ffcc00;">Vous dont le regard a pour moi plus de prestige </span></em></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><em><span style="color: #ffcc00;">Même qu’un cabaret ;</span> </em></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><span style="color: #9999ff;"><br /></span></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;">
<span style="color: #9999ff;">Diane par le port, Vénus par le sourire, </span></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><span style="color: #9999ff;">Ceinte de mille appas </span></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><span style="color: #9999ff;">Sans compter trente encor dont je ne puis rien dire </span></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><span style="color: #9999ff;">Ne les connaissant pas.</span> </span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><em><span style="color: #ffcc00;"><br /></span></em></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><em><span style="color: #ffcc00;">D’un ancien officier supérieur ô fille, </span></em></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><em><span style="color: #ffcc00;">Dont le nom libertin </span></em></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><em><span style="color: #ffcc00;">Au Gotha parmi les plus pharamineux brille, </span></em></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><em><span style="color: #ffcc00;">Je veux dire au… Bottin ;</span></em> </span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><span style="color: #9999ff;"><br /></span></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><span style="color: #9999ff;">Enfin, vous, notre gloire et notre amour, </span></span><span style="color: #9999ff; font-family: "times new roman"; font-size: 130%; text-align: left;">Liane </span></div><div align="center"><span style="color: #9999ff; font-family: "times new roman"; font-size: 130%; text-align: left;">Vous avez donc voulu</span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><span style="color: #9999ff;"> Tuer en vous Vénus Aphrodite et Diane</span></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><span style="color: #9999ff;"> Au corps trois fois élu ?</span></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><em><span style="color: #ffcc00;"><br /></span></em></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;">
<em><span style="color: #ffcc00;">Ah ! mon Dieu ! vous tuer ! pour qui ? pourquoi ? pour qu’est-ce ? </span></em></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><em><span style="color: #ffcc00;">C’est bête comme tout.</span></em></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><em><span style="color: #ffcc00;"> Dites, n’aviez-vous pas de l’or plein votre caisse ? </span></em></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><em><span style="color: #ffcc00;">Des diamants partout ?</span></em></span></div><div align="center"><span style="color: #ffcc00; font-family: times new roman;"><span style="font-size: 20.8px;"><i><br /></i></span></span><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><em>
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<span style="color: #9999ff;">Aussi des amoureux ? Est-ce quelque nuage </span></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><span style="color: #9999ff;">Dans votre ciel… de lit </span></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><span style="color: #9999ff;">Qui vous fit entreprendre un aussi long voyage </span></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><span style="color: #9999ff;">Devant lequel pâlit </span></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><em><span style="color: #ffcc00;"><br /></span></em></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;">
<em><span style="color: #ffcc00;">Quiconque ? Ou bien alors, victime rose et blonde, </span></em></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><em><span style="color: #ffcc00;">Si la môme Couédon </span></em></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><em><span style="color: #ffcc00;">Vous a dit de mourir pour les péchés du monde ? </span></em></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><em><span style="color: #ffcc00;">Si ce n’est ça, quoué donc ?</span> </em></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><span style="color: #9999ff;"><br /></span></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><em></em><span style="color: #9999ff;">Ah ! Seigneur ! Au moment que je parle, qu’apprends-je ? </span></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><span style="color: #9999ff;">C’est pour un médecin </span></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><span style="color: #9999ff;">Qu’en votre égarement vous voulûtes, cher ange, </span></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><span style="color: #9999ff;">Être votre assassin ! </span></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><em><span style="color: #ffcc00;"><br /></span></em></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;">
<em><span style="color: #ffcc00;">Je comprendrais, à la rigueur, pour un malade, </span></em></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><em><span style="color: #ffcc00;">Mais pour un médecin ! </span></em></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><em><span style="color: #ffcc00;">C’est vraiment excessif. Mince de rigolade ! </span></em></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><em><span style="color: #ffcc00;">J’en ai mal au bassin. </span></em></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><span style="color: #9999ff;"><br /></span></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;">
<span style="color: #9999ff;">Donc, pour un médecin vous avez pris la forte </span></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><span><span style="color: #9999ff;">Dose de Laudanum.</span><span><a href="http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laudanum"><span style="color: #ea9999;"> *</span><span style="color: #9999ff;"> </span></a></span></span></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><span style="color: #9999ff;">Heureusement pour nous vous n’en êtes pas morte. </span></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><span style="color: #9999ff;">Te Deus laudanum !</span><span style="color: #cccccc;"> (1) </span></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><em><span style="color: #ffcc00;"><br /></span></em></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;">
<em><span style="color: #ffcc00;">Ah ! quand le bruit courut dans votre bonne ville, </span></em></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><em><span style="color: #ffcc00;">O Liane au long cou ! </span></em></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><em><span style="color: #ffcc00;">Que vous aviez quitté notre planète vile, </span></em></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><em><span style="color: #ffcc00;">Ça nous foutit un coup.</span></em></span></div><div align="center"><span style="color: #ffcc00; font-family: times new roman;"><span style="font-size: 20.8px;"><i><br /></i></span></span><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><em><span style="color: #ffcc00;"></span></em></span><div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg7-Mw6uG5_F1UI0GBANHCqaGW1rdM6rn9FsYlb9D8dvQ5rhCMWhqT02hWC31DUq5L_pP0UZF6BIG6T3vNceEC7M2RIahUzaUnERZ50mMukU5gDLoqDGWdjQAUXFKeYDStfSBLhfZV7XJ8/s1600-h/ii_b_109.jpg"></a><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg7-Mw6uG5_F1UI0GBANHCqaGW1rdM6rn9FsYlb9D8dvQ5rhCMWhqT02hWC31DUq5L_pP0UZF6BIG6T3vNceEC7M2RIahUzaUnERZ50mMukU5gDLoqDGWdjQAUXFKeYDStfSBLhfZV7XJ8/s1600-h/ii_b_109.jpg"></a><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhSQ_Nlpub7_vTW4bA_PUKIcYn1A4RA81OJxlxAsE4o33Akuq3gEg-HtupOqSu_UJDzONz2hy9AdWaL08TQH8y56OCU5viSvlosIXIafStAlEXZyF3yb4rKxkiE_m6F7L_jq3VDBc1IW04/s402/ii_b_109.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span style="font-size: x-large;"><img border="0" data-original-height="402" data-original-width="195" height="361" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhSQ_Nlpub7_vTW4bA_PUKIcYn1A4RA81OJxlxAsE4o33Akuq3gEg-HtupOqSu_UJDzONz2hy9AdWaL08TQH8y56OCU5viSvlosIXIafStAlEXZyF3yb4rKxkiE_m6F7L_jq3VDBc1IW04/w175-h361/ii_b_109.jpg" width="175" /></span></a></div><br /></div><div><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;">
<span style="color: #9999ff;">Il nous sembla que la lumière était ravie </span></span></div><div><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><span style="color: #9999ff;">A la notre Cité </span></span></div><div><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><span style="color: #9999ff;">Comme si vous étiez qui lui donne la vie </span></span></div><div><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><span style="color: #9999ff;">Son électricité. </span></span></div><div><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><em><span style="color: #ffcc00;"><br /></span></em></span></div><div><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;">
<em><span style="color: #ffcc00;">On alluma d’abord et crêpa les lanternes </span></em></span></div><div><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><em><span style="color: #ffcc00;">Et autre chose itou ; </span></em></span></div><div><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><em><span style="color: #ffcc00;">Les soldats furent consignés dans leurs casernes, </span></em></span></div><div><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><em><span style="color: #ffcc00;">On pouvait craindre tout. </span></em></span></div><div><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><span style="color: #9999ff;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;">
<span style="color: #9999ff;">Juste à six heures les horloges s’arrêtèrent </span></span></div><div><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><span style="color: #9999ff;">Puis, en signe de deuil, </span></span></div><div><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><span style="color: #9999ff;">Les membres du Sénat la séance levèrent, </span></span></div><div><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><span style="color: #9999ff;">Avec la larme à l’œil. </span></span></div><div><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><em><span style="color: #ffcc00;"><br /></span></em></span></div><div><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;">
<em><span style="color: #ffcc00;">Sans vous, vous supposez combien fut triste et morne </span></em></span></div><div><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><em><span style="color: #ffcc00;">Le grand steeple d’Auteuil : </span></em></span></div><div><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><em><span style="color: #ffcc00;">Dans un lot de sous-veaux, l’on vit le plus tricorne </span></em></span></div><div><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><em><span style="color: #ffcc00;">Gagner… dans un fauteuil. </span></em></span></div><div><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><em><span style="color: #ffcc00;"><br /></span></em></span></div><div><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><em><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhqhYX0ApWad6HRbSzlvwgojiotxvEasbHvmBEQQmsFr-mEj0uhb4a4TZthucITr0yRFLnM5E39No-zxFgxNLr_zLcGt6Q8s6cQXbfW5vk3nYDsA9k2vYTsTWjKteQxIQJKllYx4rS5S9Y/s520/album-reutlinger-de-portraits-divers-vol.-24-bis.png" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="520" data-original-width="386" height="400" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhqhYX0ApWad6HRbSzlvwgojiotxvEasbHvmBEQQmsFr-mEj0uhb4a4TZthucITr0yRFLnM5E39No-zxFgxNLr_zLcGt6Q8s6cQXbfW5vk3nYDsA9k2vYTsTWjKteQxIQJKllYx4rS5S9Y/w298-h400/album-reutlinger-de-portraits-divers-vol.-24-bis.png" width="298" /></a></div><br /></em></span></div><div><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><em><span style="color: #ffcc00;"></span></em><span style="color: #9999ff;">Et la Fête des fleurs ! eh bien… et la redoute </span></span></div><div><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><span style="color: #9999ff;">Du Journal, chez Cubat <a href="http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pierre_Cubat"><span style="color: red;">*</span></a> </span></span></div><div><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><span style="color: #9999ff;">Il s’en fallut de peu que se mourant en route </span></span></div><div><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><span style="color: #9999ff;">Elle ne succombât…</span> </span></div><div><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><em><span style="color: #ffcc00;"><br /></span></em></span></div><div><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><em><span style="color: #ffcc00;">Lâcher déjà la rampe à votre âge, madame ! </span></em></span></div><div><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><em><span style="color: #ffcc00;">Mais, vous n’y pensez pas. </span></em></span></div><div><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><em><span style="color: #ffcc00;">Vous n’avez pas encore rempli votre programme, </span></em></span></div><div><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><em><span style="color: #ffcc00;">O Liane, ici-bas. </span></em></span></div><div><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><span style="color: #9999ff;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;">
<span style="color: #9999ff;">N’êtes-vous pas la fleur du Paris qui s’amuse ? </span></span></div><div><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><span style="color: #9999ff;">N’avez-vous pas aussi </span></span></div><div><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><span style="color: #9999ff;">Plus d’un auteur charmant dont vous êtes la Muse ? </span></span></div><div><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><span style="color: #9999ff;">Oriane, que si !</span></span></div><div><span style="color: #9999ff; font-family: times new roman;"><span style="font-size: 20.8px;"><br /></span></span><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><span style="color: #9999ff;"></span></span><div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEijlzAyNA6tJ3-lXE6I7PpYEMGOSKzKyQGv7VIZ3K4CVVZaKmvAYnR6WMtxmaRrMH_KVLT-vYZDbSmrn56JgBKfoLAp8geozvzSjfyvrJnPPakWdEtEAJVWmZCqX9wi-syiYvU-vQIaJjI/s1600-h/2564232.jpg"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5163496709691631010" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEijlzAyNA6tJ3-lXE6I7PpYEMGOSKzKyQGv7VIZ3K4CVVZaKmvAYnR6WMtxmaRrMH_KVLT-vYZDbSmrn56JgBKfoLAp8geozvzSjfyvrJnPPakWdEtEAJVWmZCqX9wi-syiYvU-vQIaJjI/s400/2564232.jpg" style="cursor: hand; display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center;" /></span></a></div><div><span style="color: #0000ee; font-family: times new roman;"><span style="font-size: 20.8px;"><u><br /></u></span></span>
<span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><span style="color: #ffcc00;"><em>Tenez, je me souviens, quand de vos doigts faciles </em></span></span></div><div><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><span style="color: #ffcc00;"><em>Vous prestidigitiez, </em></span></span></div><div><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><span style="color: #ffcc00;"><em>Ça nous semblait à nous, les pauvres imbéciles, </em></span></span></div><div><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><span style="color: #ffcc00;"><em>Le plus art des métiers. </em></span></span></div><div><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><span style="color: #9999ff;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;">
<span style="color: #9999ff;">Et plus tard je vous vois, en des apothéoses : </span></span></div><div><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><span style="color: #9999ff;">Lors, vous m’apparaissiez </span></span></div><div><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><span style="color: #9999ff;">Ainsi que ces bonbons fondants bleus, verts et roses </span></span></div><div><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><span style="color: #9999ff;">Qu’on vend chez les Boissiers. <span style="color: red;"><a href="http://www.maison-boissier.com/">*</a></span></span></span></div><div><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><span style="color: #ffcc00;"><em><br /></em></span></span></div><div><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><span style="color: #9999ff;"><span style="color: red;"><a href="http://www.maison-boissier.com/"></a></span></span><span style="color: #ffcc00;"><em>Vous jouiez hier encor un rôle d’araignée ; </em></span></span></div><div><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><span style="color: #ffcc00;"><em>Et c’était insensé </em></span></span></div><div><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><span style="color: #ffcc00;"><em>A quel point vous étiez de ce rôle imprégnée ; </em></span></span></div><div><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><span style="color: #ffcc00;"><em>Demandez à Sarcey. </em></span></span></div><div><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><span style="color: #9999ff;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;">
<span style="color: #9999ff;">Ah ! si vous écoutiez quelqu'un qui vous conseille, </span></span></div><div><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><span style="color: #9999ff;">Si vous vouliez, morbleu ! </span></span></div><div><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><span style="color: #9999ff;">Faire un petit effort vous nous joueriez l’oseille, </span></span></div><div><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 130%;"><span style="color: #9999ff;">Je suis sûr, avant peu !</span></span> </div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>
<strong><span style="color: #cc0000; font-family: verdana;">RAOUL PONCHON </span></strong></div><div><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 85%;"><span style="color: #cccccc;">Le Courrier Français
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<em><span style="color: #ffcccc;"><span style="color: #ffcc33; font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Or, depuis quelques années,<br />Par ces messieurs boulangers,<br />Les fèves sont condamnées.<br />Aujourd'hui ces enragés<br /><br />Ont horreur de cette graine,<br />Et vous la remplacent par<br />Un bébé en porcelaine,<br />Qui m'est un vrai cauchemar.<br /><br />Et le mien de gindre est pire<br />Que tous les autres encor.<br />Si vous voulez bien me lire,<br />Vous en tomberez d'accord.<br /><br />" Que le grand Diable me crève,<br />Si je trouve dans Paris,<br />Me disait une fève<br />Qui ne soit pas hors de prix ! "</span></span></em></div>
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<em><span style="color: #ffcccc;"><span style="color: #ffcc33;"><br /></span></span></em><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgKj35ZK9QqIaf_fW570uVKJpllsC95sjNdnSG6xNGG3HSatOTwMlB-MnmSQJ5bt5NUb3GBInnkG0pYuEaqtg4YoJSomJ1iwJ82rPx3MxLIyqfdtD-xXSjbPasqwSIWHkgQYTsb0HyqZtU/s1600-h/feve1.jpg"><em><span style="color: #ffcccc; font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><img alt="" border="0" height="171" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5118857057162396274" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgKj35ZK9QqIaf_fW570uVKJpllsC95sjNdnSG6xNGG3HSatOTwMlB-MnmSQJ5bt5NUb3GBInnkG0pYuEaqtg4YoJSomJ1iwJ82rPx3MxLIyqfdtD-xXSjbPasqwSIWHkgQYTsb0HyqZtU/s400/feve1.jpg" style="cursor: hand; display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center;" width="237" /></span></em></a><em><span style="color: #ffcccc;"><br /><span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">J'acceptais cette défaite<br />Pendant longtemps.. Et puis,<br />Toute réflexion faite,<br />Un jour, qu'est-ce que je fis ?<br /><br />J'achetai, dans la banlieue,<br />Un terrain - oh ! pas bien grand...<br />Soit d'un dixième de lieue<br />En carré, pour être franc.<br /><br />Et j'y semai de la fève,<br />Fin Mars, je n'ai pas besoin<br />De vous dire. Ah ! quel rêve<br />Ce fut vers la fin de Juin.<br /><br />Grâce à la température<br />De ces trois mois, sans sursauts,<br />J'eus des rêves, je vous jure,<br />De quoi remplir cent boiseaux !</span></span></em><em><span style="color: #ffcccc;"></span></em></div>
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<span style="font-family: "times new roman"; font-size: 130%;"><em><br /></em><span style="color: #cc0000;">RAOUL PONCHON</span><br /><span style="font-size: 85%;">le Journal<br />6 janvier 1908</span><em><br /></em></span></div>
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